Song of the Day: Dr. Dog – “The Breeze”
Who you got?
In the red corner we have the ever quotable, college football prophet, Mike Leach. The man behind “fat little girlfriends” and taking your lady to a coffeeshop to laugh at the interesting people that walk in [read: Hipsters]. He of terrific system quarterbacks in college that fail to produce in the NFL and raising cry-baby wide receivers that try to sit out a season because the team won’t pay them more than those drafted in the spots ahead of them (because, that’s how it works, you see).
In the blue corner stands SMU demigod, former running back and half of the “Pony Express,” Craig James. The current ESPN analyst/meat-head is the last white player in NFL history to rush for more than 1,000 yards in a season (which is a pretty awesome little stat) and earned the nickname “The Great White Hope” (which is an awesome little racist nickname). He fights for the honor of his son, Adam James, who apparently can’t take a little concussion and may or may not be just a little bitch pissed off by his lack of playing time.
So, basically we have a coach that’s known for his mouth as much as his on field strategy facing off against a high-profile daddy with a national voice. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure we had a similar situation earlier this year only that time it was just a rich daddy that knew how to register a domain name and had an itch he needed to scratch 10,000 times on his keyboard. This could be ultimately more entertaining.
Basically, what I’m saying here is that it’s unAmerican to not stand behind Leach on this one. What would we do if Leach is gone? Our Texas Tech Opponent Essentials next year would be essentially worthless. Nobody wants that. If Leach wants to make the entire team go sit in the shed while he makes snow angels in the nude at the 50 yard line and forces the team to watch, he should be allowed to do that. Tech, do the right thing and lift the suspension you’ve placed on this great man, a man of FREEDOM!