SOTD – “Homecoming” The Teenagers
Well, Rice decided to make UH their homecoming game, isn’t that special. I guess they felt that they needed more motivation to play in the game this year besides the bayou bucket, and their 73-14 embarrassment last year. I mean they put up less effort than Northwestern St. a FCS school. They sure didn’t live up to their slogan “Fight, never die.” Also, Coach David Bailiff probably needed to rethink where he put the phrase “ball security” on their shorts. Fail.
Anyways, there was a lot of rookie drama this past weekend in the NFL. First Dez Bryant refused to carry Roy Williams’ shoulder pads saying “Bitch, I’m here to take your job, you should carry my shit!”* Also, Ravens rookie Sergio “Amazon” Kindle fell down, not 1, but 2 flights of stairs…. That’s pretty impressive. Not many details have been released, but this is what we know about Sergio Kindle
- He was arrested for DUI in college
- He had a second mysterious single car accident where he drove into a wall.
- His dad is named Johnny Walker… Seriously.
Finally, Maurice Clarrett has wised up and, after being released from prison, he found the one place it is acceptable to carry booze around with you at all times (like he did at Bronco’s training camp). COLLEGE! That’s right, he has enrolled in fall classes at Ohio State. Also, in an unrelated story, Ohio State has a new walk-on running back named Claurice Marrett.
Here are your Houston sports updates. Let’s check it out.
Houston Astros – I don’t know…. did they play yesterday?
Houston Cougars – Still not football season yet….. I’m so bored
*This is what I assume was said because I didn’t read the actual quote
BONUS VIDEO – This video is late, because the commercial is now irrelevant, but we here at FAF are huge fans of Dr. Steve Brule…. So better late than never
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