Dear Rog,
Buddy, pal, amigo, we have to have a serious talk about this “Pro Bowl” thing that you insist on every year. We know you didn’t start the tradition, but just think: It could be your legacy to end it as we know it. Screw all this “NFL players need to uphold the laws of the state off the field” thing. That’s not very fun (fans like commissioners that are fun). Everyone loves a good Pacman Jones story. Leave that be. Let Michael Vick’s sleeping dogs lie. Let’s change the Pro Bowl instead.
We hear you’re talking about moving it from Hawai’i? Possibly putting it the week before the Super Bowl? Roggy-Rog, you don’t have to do any of that. We’ll just change the format a little bit. Let us help you out. You can hire us for a fee, but we’ll give you a little tasterooni of what’s to come. We’re just spit-ballin’ here… Let’s see what sticks. Brilliance is about to ensue: Continue reading
Fourth And Fifty 