Sitting on the 59. Summer’s coming up from behind. All the way from ’92. I need to get myself a better look at you.
The Eagles roster is becoming a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Perhaps Andy Reid has a couple tricks still up his arm flab, but for now nothing makes sense. Many resolutions need to be decided on (like, right now) however there is one that we can rest easy on (for now).
Kevin “The Kolbatron” Kolb will remain the Eagles’ number two QB on the depth chart… well, that’s what I make of the situation, anyway. KK will have the entire fourth quarter to himself in Philly’s upcoming preseason game against the Jacksonville Jaguars tomorrow night. Also, Donovan McNabb will be playing in the first three quarters of the game… Which leaves one, very high profile, much maligned quarter back without a timeslot under center.
Michael Vick is not scheduled (as far as anyone can figure out) to take any snaps in the coming game, so where does that put him? Are we going to see him in the Wilddogcat formation? Slot receiver? Running the wishbone (would be so awesome)?
Kolb, Mr. Hometown Hero, Mr. Starting-UH-Back-on-the-Road-to-Respectability, please don’t mess this up for yourself. Don’t mess it up for us either. The last time we sacrificed our reputation for a dog killer was when we hired Dana Dimel and that didn’t turn out well for any of us (he was a hot dog killer, but still).
On to your Houston sports updates:
Fourth And Fifty 