FaF Opponent Essentials: Southern Miss

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Houston Cougars. If you have any suggestions e-mail them to us (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is completely acceptable if not preferable.

Southern_Miss.bmpIt’s been a long wild ride so far, amirite, Coog fans? Here we/they sit at #15 in the country poised at making a run at the C-USA championship. All we have to do is hope for a UTEP loss and we’re home free… right? Right?

Wrong.

We need to get through the rest of our schedule. Southern Miss is ahead of us at a game that is way too early in the morning to get adequately prepared as a fan [read: drink until the only thing we yell is homophobic slurs]. But, we are not the lords of the domain of scheduling. You can thank Mack Rhoades for that… Or, maybe Dave Maggard… Or the NCAA… Fuck, or ESPN.  I really don’t even know who to blame.

But, the one thing I can do is help you get fired up for the game against Southern Miss a good 27 hours before the kick off. This is a VERY special edition of the O.E. (maybe that’s it… maybe I’ll do the Edward 40-Hands to prepare tomorrow). This is not special for any other reason except it’s productive by brevity. Can you guess what the one and only thing is that I’m going to write below?

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FaF Opponent Essentials: Tulane

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Cougars. If you have any suggestions for us, e-mail them to as (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is highly encouraged.

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Big 12? Amateurs. SEC? UFL prospects at best. C-USA? Now you’re striking fear into the hearts of Cougar fans everywhere.

Each C-USA opponent worries me in a different way. UTEP, it’s really far away, so our boys got tired and couldn’t perform. Rice, the girls on the sidelines are so damn ugly our players could be blinded and not be able to play. Tulane? They’re close to New Orleans. Shit hole before the storm, shit hole after the storm.

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All Aboard The Hoe…Er, Cougar Train!

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This chick needs to run some additional field rushing drills this week in practice

Everyone needs to stand up as tall and thin as they can. Reason? Because we need some more space on the Cougar Bandwagon. We managed to fill it up before the Tech game. Now it’s bursting at the seams. Continue reading