Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/27/10)

SOTD –  “Homecoming” The Teenagers Well, Rice decided to make UH their homecoming game, isn’t that special. I guess they felt that they needed more motivation to play in the game this year besides the bayou bucket, and their 73-14 embarrassment last year. I mean they put up less effort than Northwestern St. a FCS [...]

2/15/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (part 1)” The Flaming Lips And we’re back. Sorry for the slacking and mis-communication. Direct all your complaints at Septimus Rex for “dropping his balls”… Whatever that means. I was pleasantly surprised about how entertaining the olympics have been so far. I usually talk shit about the winter [...]

2/10/2010 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Mistaken for Strangers” The National Just in case you didn’t see the end of the Superbowl, we have gotten the rights to show you the end of it. Too bad its not in High Def. Speaking of high def, I will not get any work done today because I am excited that my [...]

2/5/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – Stan Getz & Joao Gilberto – Desafinado How many of you are placing any wagers on the Superbowl? 80% of the fun of the Superbowl is losing money gambling. If I didn’t wager on the game, I really wouldn’t care who wins. I just wish that the gambling site I used had more [...]

2/2/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Superbowl Sundae” – Ozomatli It’s Superbowl week! Maybe if one of us has time we will bring back “The Super Bowel” series for a post. Back when we had a team of writers (cough cough…. RB, Wanks and JBJ) we could do cool things like that. I highly recommend reading them if you [...]

1/27/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD -Tenacious D “Double Team” Well, starting last night I started paying attention to college basketball, so I can repeat as FaF champion in the March Madness bracket competition. So on my first night of college hoops I simply had to check out John Wall to see if he was worth the hype, but instead [...]

12/21/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – Spoon “Written in Reverse” I’m making my triumphant return to re-reporting the news that everyone else has already heard about. But don’t you worry, you are getting a better more qualified Pipez, as I am now a certified radiation worker. I’m just like Homer Simpson! Except I work in research not a power [...]

1/7/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear (Update)

SOTD – “Good Morning” Rogue Wave Lots going on today! First, Gilbert Arenas has been indefinitely suspended by the NBA, for his situation involving guns in the Wizard’s locker room. He claims he shouldn’t be punished because the guns were unloaded. I think that Washington should change their name back to the Bullets. On the [...]

12/3/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “High Cost of Living” – Jamey Johnson 0-18 That’s the Nets record setting record. They drew inspiration from last year’s Lions team and decided they could set their own mark for futility. Actually, I think they saw the ’08 Lions record as a challenge. Reports have been popping up around the internet that [...]

11/25/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Strange Times” – Black Keys It’s Bayou Bucket week, where is all the coverage FaF? Come on… you guys suck! You need to cover more Coogs, and less Texans/Rockets/Darts leagues/curling teams/Frolf. I want to hear about how the Cougars are pissed and are determined to win the bucket back. You complained, so we [...]