ESPN Announces that NBA Announces New Rule Before LeBron Announces Announcing

Fourth and Fifty has gained information ahead of the announcement of LeBron James’ choice of teams later tonight. Before the hour-long special – the LeBronathon if you will – the NBA and David Stern will reveal some crucial changes to help The King make up his mind. With the signs pointing to LeBron joining the [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/7/10)

SOTD – “Where Are You Going” Dave Matthews Band Daryl Morey, I owe you a gallon of your favorite ice cream. ESPN is reporting that Chris Bosh will be signing with the Miami Heat. Hmmm…. Guess who predicted that Bosh would pick Miami? All 3 of you who read that post should be in awe [...]

July 7th Houston Sports FaF Smear

I’ve been up all night.  I’ve been making mistakes.  I’m hiding it well, but I don’t feel great. This is really one of the most messed up situation in recent memory.  From Saturday on the reports and “updates” on the tragedy that befell Steve McNair have been constant.  Half of those were true.  The other [...]

May 29th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and More NBA Playoffs)

We’ve all become the same, we dress the same ways, only our accents change. The Cavaliers live to play another game.  The series is now at three games to two in favor of the Magic as both teams head to the Florida peninsula for the sixth game.  The Cavaliers at least afforded their city the [...]

LeBron James Crossing Over

As I take a much needed break from playing Flight Control on my iPhone, work today, the headline on ESPN is whether or not LeBron would rule on an NFL field. Undoubtedly you have all heard about how good LeBron was in high school, and how his size and athleticism would make him a perfect [...]

NBA Playoff Characters and Comparisons

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May 22nd Houston Sports FaF Smear (and the NBA Hype Machine)

Captain Obvious is here to save the day! Psssssssst…  I’m going to tell you a secret.  You have to promise you’re not going to tell anyone though… Ok? LeBron James and Kobe Bryant might face-off in the NBA Championships!  Seriously!  I am not joshin’ you.  I am not pulling your leg.  I’m not even fucking [...]

The FAFU: Fat Bastards, Whores, and Your Average Life

The FaFU is the best link “dump” that you’ve never seen before.  It’s a mix of sports, pop culture and complete and utter nonsense all mixed up like bad seafood in your stomach, and then BOOM! exploded out like diarrhea running down your leg… Please excuse our self-defecating humor.

The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy to Prevent the Rockets from Winning the Series

The Rockets brutally raped the Lakers yesterday. Don’t let the 12 point margin of victory fool you. We were up by 27 at one point, and had at least a 20 point gap for a long stretch in the second half. Battier played like a monster, Lowry and Landry were slashing and jukin’ and jivin’ [...]

2008-2009 NBA MVP and Why LeBron is Life Fail

With the playoffs upon us, it seemed time to dole out the MVP and LVP awards. Hell of a regular season. Least Valuable Player 3. Eric Snow, NBATV – An absolute train wreck in front of the camera. They always talk about him being next in line for a coaching position, and I think they [...]