Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/27/10)

SOTD –  “Homecoming” The Teenagers Well, Rice decided to make UH their homecoming game, isn’t that special. I guess they felt that they needed more motivation to play in the game this year besides the bayou bucket, and their 73-14 embarrassment last year. I mean they put up less effort than Northwestern St. a FCS [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/26/10)

SOTD – “Doin Time” Sublime It’s the doldrums of summer. Luckily this year we had the World Cup for the beginning of the summer. Now it’s all baseball all the time. Even ESPN is bored with baseball and had a front page picture of cycling, or at least that’s what I think it was since [...]

Houston Sports Lebron Smear (7/9/10)

SOTD – “Mr. Pitiful” Matt Costa First of all, out of respect to Cavs owner Dan Gilbert, the rest of this post will be written in comic sans. “The Decision” has been made, and unfortunately we were all witnesses last night. I have no dog in this fight since my 2 teams (Spurs and Rockets) were [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/7/10)

SOTD – “Where Are You Going” Dave Matthews Band Daryl Morey, I owe you a gallon of your favorite ice cream. ESPN is reporting that Chris Bosh will be signing with the Miami Heat. Hmmm…. Guess who predicted that Bosh would pick Miami? All 3 of you who read that post should be in awe [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/6/10)

SOTD – “Sippin on Some Syrup” Three Six Mafia Apparently, JaMarcus Russell needs to slow his roll, because the life of an NFL flame out is too fast. I guess that’s why he was busted for having that sizzurp, or purple drank if you will, this weekend. To be honest, I’m going to give JaMarcus [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear (7/1/10)

SOTD – “Citizens of Tomorrow” Tokyo Police Club NBA Free agent season started last night at midnight, and Daryl Morey got the first crack at convincing Chris Bosh where to to sign. Daryl’s key tactic was a personalized Chris Bosh iPad. My guess is that it was a regular iPad dressed in a cowboy hat, [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear (6/30/10)

SOTD -“Big Black Furry Creature From Mars” Phish Sorry for the lapse in posting, some of us have real jobs you know… But, I am glad to see that some of the old bottom posters have returned to the site. I do want to say that I’m glad that my life can return to normal [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear 6/25/10

SOTD – “Run” Vampire Weekend Last night the Houston Rockets selected PF Patrick Patterson from the University of Kentucky. Obviously, constipation is his biggest on the court concern. I have heard him described as Chuck Hays with offense. However I must say that I dislike the pick, not because he is a bad person and [...]

Houston Sports Guess Who’s Back Smear

SOTD – “Guess Who’s Back” Eminem Well, hello again. FaF is back from it’s unannounced hiatus, and by back I mean it’s just me, Pipez, and whomever I can round up to post once and a while.  We had decided that too many people were reading the blog and we couldn’t handle all the fame [...]

2/15/10 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (part 1)” The Flaming Lips And we’re back. Sorry for the slacking and mis-communication. Direct all your complaints at Septimus Rex for “dropping his balls”… Whatever that means. I was pleasantly surprised about how entertaining the olympics have been so far. I usually talk shit about the winter [...]