March Madness Malarkey of Massive Magnitude

It’s the most wonderful time of year again, my fellow FAFians. Not Christmas, not Superbowl weekend, no that time that Chick-Fil-A dropped an extra nugget in the little box. It’s March Madness. And this year, it’s extra mad because of our much-maligned Men’s Cougar Basketball team shocking the entire country state city by putting a [...]

NFL Roundup

All was quiet on the Texans front this week, allowing the team to dwell for a full 2 weeks on Kris Brown’s cock-up last week against the Colts. This means I have to write about all the other teams that decided not to take the week off.

FAF Opponent Essentials: Tulsa!

Each week, or when we feel like putting effort into it, FAF will size up our opponent, and provide you, our faithful readers, with plenty of fodder for hating the opposing team. Because that’s what we do at FAF. We don’t cheer our team on in a good-natured manner, to remain “classy” or “sportsmanlike” or [...]

NFL: Texans Recap

Yesterday, while partaking in the Texans game on CBS, I came across Shannon Sharpe dressed as Austin Powers. I guess it was the day after Halloween, but come on. Who allows him to wear a red velvet suit on air? Is he George Costanza’s brother from another mother? Get it together CBS.

An All Too Brief Homecoming Preview

Ah, Homecoming. In High school, it meant trying to overcome your retardness for just one to impress the girl who you guilted into wearing a stupid fucking shiny piece of crap on her boob all day at the dance. It meant buying a cheap suit from K&G Fashion Superstore or SuitMart. And it meant embarrassment. [...]

Texans Bounce Back by Beating Bungling Bengals (UPDATE)

Normally, a victory of the Bungles would be nothing worth noting. A foregone conclusion when the schedule comes out each year. And so it seemed in the off-season.  But somehow, someway, the Bengals managed to jump out to a 4-1 start. They led the AFC North going into the game (still do thanks to a [...]

FaF Opponent Essentials: Tulane

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Cougars. If you have any suggestions for us, e-mail them to as (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is highly encouraged. Big 12? Amateurs. SEC? UFL prospects at best. C-USA? Now you’re striking fear into [...]

Really, Texans? Really?

One is certainly the loneliest number that you’ll ever see. The Texans left it out on the University of Phoenix field Sunday. It’s just hanging out at the goalline. Shooting the shit with the endzone paint. Waiting to be picked up. Not gonna happen, little buddy. Because the Texans don’t have a short yardage back. [...]

All Aboard The Hoe…Er, Cougar Train!

Everyone needs to stand up as tall and thin as they can. Reason? Because we need some more space on the Cougar Bandwagon. We managed to fill it up before the Tech game. Now it’s bursting at the seams.

Texans Recap, and Jerry Jones Gets Fellated by NBC

Before I get to one of the best Texans wins in a long time, a quick word on the Cowboys. As I tune in to NBC, I expect a slobberfest regarding the new stadium. The Today Show was there Friday morning. The entire pre-game was a Jerry Jones hand-job. But the above picture really tells [...]