Sports FAIL

At some point, I’ll get back to writing, you know, content.  Until then… Layup FAIL Stormtrooper FAIL Civil Rights FAIL Proper Perv Technique FAIL Fellatio FAIL

Jan 26 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Like anyone besides Pipez and Rex cares. Hey, look at how hip and unaffected I am – I care about crappy bands that will never make it (because they suck)! You know who doesn’t suck? Not Rex. Brett Fav-re!  Brett Fav-re!  Brett Fav-re!  What a few weeks. I actually stopped hating [...]

Jan 11 Houston Sports Daily FaF Smear (NFL Playoffs Remix)

Song of the day: Press Hop Playoffs Remix… Playoffs? Playoffs? Playoffs? Who wants a recap of the weekend’s football? Get it, Aaron Rodgers? Football!  Foot ball!!! Here you go!!! What, the coffin fail wasn’t enough analysyzinging for you? /ingrates. That video was actually the best analysis one could hope for. Excepting the Cards and Pack, [...]

1.1.10 Houston Sports FaF Smear (Coogs Undefeated in 2010!)

The Award Winning Fourth and Fifty is not here to talk about the past… That picture is so 2009. Don’t make me link to the Moveon poster. Too late. General Petraeus or General Betray-the-Coogs? What happened yesterday yesteryear is inconsequential. The important thing is – breaking news, broken here first! – The University of Houston [...]

I DO sportz!

Sports, I choo choo choose you! The song of the day is Onyx’s Slam. Because what we’re going to talk about today involves: slamming and letting boys be boys But first, we haven’t had a TRG Tangent yet in this post, and I’m about to get in trouble from my sponsors.  In my head. That [...]

Fourth and Fifty Sweeps Houston Blog Awards!

I’m live blogging from the FaFfies (the Houston Blog Awards) and I’m super excited to report that we just swept all 3 categories! I’m sure “FaFfie” is an acronym for something but can’t remember what, being victoriously jubilant and all.  Scoreboard, all other Houston blogs!  I’m more self-righteous than Kanye West right now. We just [...]

Top 25 Sports Moments of the Decade (so far)

  Ed Note – Hey!  This is the first time I’ve ever done an editor’s note!  Scoreboard, snitches!  Allow myself to introduce… myself to introduce… Bill S. Liston, Esquire.  Bill loves lists, and he is a doctor in RL – a doctor of jurisprudence.  Being as such and the like, his lists are measured, thoughful, and [...]

Maybe UT fans are…and maybe they are!

Dog Show! Dear Longhorn Fans, I’m getting pretty sick and tired of you with your 3rd grade literacy levels and your  overconfident braggeration and your sports entitlement.  We live in Houston, and the 40 acres really isn’t that special to begin with – it’s large, but size doesn’t equate quality.  At least that is what [...]

BJ Penn’s Vision Quest

RECAP if anyone didn’t know about UFC 107. If you’ve never seen Vision Quest, well, don’t really worry about it because it isn’t as good as Goldfish says it is.  Here is the movie and here is the wiki native american definition.  The movie is about a high school wrestler who goes for it all [...]

I FIRED COMCAST! (1% sports related content)

ZOMG I hope Keenum stays.  There, there is your sports. I FIRED COMCAST!!!! Fresh from battle, I hold the head of my vanquished foe (the DVR boxes I need to return to not get charged) over my head, blood batteries dripping down on my head like mana from the heavens.  The clouds above me part [...]