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The Award Winning Fourth and Fifty is not here to talk about the past…
That picture is so 2009. Don’t make me link to the Moveon poster. Too late. General Petraeus or General Betray-the-Coogs?
What happened yesterday yesteryear is inconsequential. The important thing is – breaking news, broken here first! – The University of Houston Men’s Football Team is undefeated in 2010! Our sterling record of 0-0 gives us an unfathomable winning percentage of infinity. Beat that, BCS!
Houston Sports Updates…
Coogs: Undefeated in 2010! Also – breaking news, broken here first! – Jackson Jeffcoat just committed to UH! In Pipez’ 2011 NCAA Football dynasty.
Rockets: Undefeated in 2010! And beat the Mavs last night, Dirk’s Sampson-esque hair notwithstanding. Shane Battier do what he do (11 timely points). Dirk didn’t resort to dentistry, and Aaron Breezey continues to make a push for an All Star snub.
Texans: Undefeated in 2010! Let’s hope this year is more Chris Brown and less Rhianna. Too soon? Not soon enough? I’m not here to talk about the past.
Astros: Winless in 2010.
Fourth and Fifty: Undefeated in 2010! Scoreboard, snitches!
Pic from here. Happy New Year!
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Good job on the awards, congrats to the AWFaF. I am at least thankful that neither the offense nor the defense got off the bus at Amon Carter yesterday…the special teams showed up for 1 play then decided to take the rest of the game off. At least no one was left lonely on the bus…
What kind of team do you have to have to make Air Force look like world beaters(homoz)? I guess we know. Yikes, we really had 10 wins this year…we looked like Pop Warner out there. I think tackling is optional in our defensive scheme, who needs assignment football coach? I can just tackle everyone who just HAD the ball and everything will work out right?!?!?! Fuk me…
Oh yeah, losing to LaTech hAZ to be good for our tourney resume? That is question is not meant to be answered…so please don’t.
Happy New Yearz all!
Just to pile on, losing to possible tourney team UTSA helps as well if you are reppin’ Coog bouncyball.
Penders sounds clueless in the postgame show. Kelvin Lewis setting a screen???
Your program is in serious poo when talking up UTSA wins.
Happy New Year, folks…
Grats on the awards… this is almost as exciting as the “Best Bronzed Dog Poo” award that Josh won in 2007.
We lost to utsa? UT freaking SA? I’m going on a diet.