12/10/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Too Much Too Young” – The Specials The finale of Top Chef was last night, and [Spoiler Alert] Michael Douchetaggio won. If you haven’t been following the show, the finalists were two Douchetaggio brothers, and fat, southern, bearded-hipster Kevin. I was rooting for fat, southern, bearded-hipster Kevin because he was down to earth [...]

If Tiger Woods Wrote a Song…

… it would sound exactly like this.

12/09/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Shout Out Louds – “The Comeback“ Hi, my name is Septimus Rex. You might remember me from such posts as UH Breaks Up With the CBI, The FaFU Series and most importantly anything and everything TRAY-SAY. I used to be kind of a big deal around here, but then I decided [...]

12/8/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Fugitive” – David Gray That’s it. The college football regular season is officially over. You can now return to your regularly scheduled lives for another 2 weeks until bowl games begin. Also, now we get to see 27 coaches play musical chairs with their jobs. If you are BCS hater, how much do [...]

… And This Concludes Our Moment of Silence

HEY, YA’LL! It’s TRAY-SAY! What happend to ya’ll?! You couldn’t beat them der BUTT PIRATES of East Carolina?! WHAT’S ALL THAT ABOUT?! DON’T YOU HIT MAI HAYR YOU INCONDEATE AYCEHOLE! I’m just pointing out the obvayous. You couldn’t stop dem measley Pirates from stomping it down yo’ throte. You know I ain’t making day up. [...]

Dragon Age Review (I Don’t Not Video Gamez)

Let me tell you why I’m superior to you, and how you can be superior to you, too. So since I don’t sportz, and since the boss took a major sabbatical, and since Pipez is holding it down like woah, let’s talk about how awesome I am.  Again. The context is video games, and the [...]

Opponent Essentials: East Carolina (Snowy Championship Edition)

Each week through rain, hail, sleet or SNOW, or when we feel like putting effort into it, FaF will size up our opponent, and provide you, our faithful readers, with plenty of fodder for hating the opposing team. Because that’s what we do at FaF. We don’t cheer our team on in a good-natured manner, [...]

12/4/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Stay or Leave” – Dave Matthews Yesterday, Allen Iverson held his presser announcing his triumphant return to Philly. Actually, I think his press conference was more an apology to Philly fans for cheating on them with Denver, and then again with Detroit, and then again with Memphis. But its ok, in his tearful [...]

Peace n’ Blessins, East Carolina, Peace n’ Blessins!

This is Pauwwwww, it’s 12:00. I got mai kool-aid hairrrr. It’s dramatic, but less ghetto. I got on mai erercise clothes, mai erercise clothes. Got my breastesses all pushed up. We’re going to go to the perk to go meet ECU. They don’t know we’re meeting them there, but they’re always there. They can’t resist [...]

12/3/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “High Cost of Living” – Jamey Johnson 0-18 That’s the Nets record setting record. They drew inspiration from last year’s Lions team and decided they could set their own mark for futility. Actually, I think they saw the ’08 Lions record as a challenge. Reports have been popping up around the internet that [...]