Septimus Rex
Johnny 5
Pipez
wanksmacgruber
Josh Being Josh
Moose Knuckle
SOTD – “Lake Michigan”- Rogue Wave
Wow! Talk about being pissed off at your teammate! I thought hockey players were supposed to fight the other team.
Since the only thing I care about in hockey is fighting, I will not bore myself with any actual hockey banter, I’d rather choose to bore myself with Kevin Kolb chatter.
This guy thinks Kevin Kolb will be the next QB ruined by the Browns right QB for the Browns. Please Browns, do not listen to this guy. I don’t need Kolb ruined by the Browns like the Lions and Bengals ruined Ware and Klingler. Maybe you should draft your QB of the future, and trade for McNabb. Then Kolb can keep throwing for 350 yards a game to all the young talent on the Eagles, instead of McNabb wasting it. Even this guy agrees with me.
Something tells me that Philadelphia Eagles backup Kevin Kolb will eventually prove to be the best quarterback of that draft class once Donovan McNabb moves on.
Best QB of the draft class? Well let’s see, you have Brady Quinn, Trent Edwards, John Beck, Drew Stanton, Isaiah Stanbeck, Jeff Rowe, Heisman Winner Troy Smith, Jordan “Interception” Palmer, and Tyler Thigpen. The only other QB that has shown promise is Troy Smith, who had beat out Shane Falco in Baltimore, but was hospitalized in the preseason with some strange illness that caused him to lose 40 pounds. Not much of a leap to pick KK as the best of 2007.
Houston Texans – Headline on the Texans page of chron.com today is “Happy Endings Elude Texans in Make-or-Break Month.” Can someone please tell Kubiak that you have to tip extra?
Houston Rockets – Carl Landry is making his first start for the Rockets tonight. Also, McGrady is still not coming back anytime soon, because he is getting his due process.
Houston Cougars - Kevin Sumlin, He’s so hot right now, Sumlin. Everyone wants to know where Sumlin will end up. OU, Louisville, Kansas? I know where, it’s ECU layin the smackdown on some gay butt pirates. Sumlin, Lawrence from Office Space has some advice for you while you are in the mythical state that is East Carolina “Watch out for your cornhole”.
Speaking of which, Scampi is reporting that “there is no back-door entrance available to [the Liberty Bowl].” Scampi was unresponsive when asked whether or not he is into back-door entry… However, Scampi did say that there is a 50/50 chance of us getting the New Orleans bowl if we lose to ECU. SUCK IT HATERS! However, then he goes on to say that we could even get into a better bowl if we broker a deal with the MWC to take on Utah/BYU. HELLO LAS VEGAS!!! (my summary skills are amazing).
Finally, Aubrey Coleman stomped C-USA in the face winning his second C-USA POW in a row.
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I love me some Panther on Panther action. Wait. What?
Face stomping never gets old, especially on this board.
I am betting on a Butt Pirate beat down this weekend, to the tune of 400yds passing and 6 TD’s from Case. 49-28 Coogs…
But if we should go down (no homoz) then I would like for it to be in Nawlins…Rue de Bourbon FTW!
Chad can headbutt everyone he meets in tha bayou, since they would all be Tulane/Saints fans! Who dat gonna (WHAM) headbutt Saints fans? That would be Chad.
Tulanefan?
Like…all one of them?
Funny.
(Even that may be pushing it.)
Hey doofus, who is Shane Falco?
If you can’t get the name of the Ravens’ quarterback correct it tells me how little you know about football and leaves you looking foolish and lacking credibility.
Get a clue.
Obviously your inferior pop-culture intelligence did not allow you to see the movie “The Replacements,” and your inferior computer intelligence did not allow you to click the link to the youtube video from “The Replacements” linked to the Shane Falco reference.
Not to mention that looking foolish and lacking credibility are in my job description (Its says so at the top of the website, where it says “Houston.Sports.SATIRE.”
Obviously, kind sir, you should be the one to get a clue.