New Year’s Eve Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: White Rabbits – “Percussion Gun” This is a very special FaF Smear this morning. It’s New Year’s Eve, and with midnight but fourteen hours away we have some thinking to do. It’s time to make those New Year’s Revolutions Resolutions. I’ll go first so that nobody feels like they need to [...]

Craig James Wins! Leach Fired (Pipez hopes for a late Christmas Present)

Undoubtably you have heard that Mike Leach was fired by Texas Tech University, in a huge mistake by their administration. Obviously rumors about candidates are rampant including Kevin Sumlin, Dana Holgorsen, Ruffin McNeil, Sonny Dykes, and Art Briles. I find it highly unlikely that Kevin Sumlin chooses Tech after turning down interviews at Cincinnati and [...]

12/30/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – Julian Casablancas “11th Dimension” If there is anything we love at FaF, it is conspiracy theories. Septimus Rex is actually in West Palm Beach, FL stalking Tiger Woods as we speak. Well now let me introduce some Craig James conspiracy theories! Craig James may be interested in running for senate. Could this be [...]

I DO sportz!

Sports, I choo choo choose you! The song of the day is Onyx’s Slam. Because what we’re going to talk about today involves: slamming and letting boys be boys But first, we haven’t had a TRG Tangent yet in this post, and I’m about to get in trouble from my sponsors.  In my head. That [...]

Fourth and Fifty Sweeps Houston Blog Awards!

I’m live blogging from the FaFfies (the Houston Blog Awards) and I’m super excited to report that we just swept all 3 categories! I’m sure “FaFfie” is an acronym for something but can’t remember what, being victoriously jubilant and all.  Scoreboard, all other Houston blogs!  I’m more self-righteous than Kanye West right now. We just [...]

12/29/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Dr. Dog – “The Breeze” Who you got? In the red corner we have the ever quotable, college football prophet, Mike Leach. The man behind “fat little girlfriends” and taking your lady to a coffeeshop to laugh at the interesting people that walk in [read: Hipsters]. He of terrific system quarterbacks [...]

Houston Sports FaF Smear – Christmas Eve Edition

SOTD – “The Old Apartment” – Barenaked Ladies I fucking hate these car costumes! I fucking hate them with a passion. “Look at me my car is Rudolph!” Well aren’t you special… Except no one liked Rudolph until his freak nose lit the way for Santa like a giant headlight, and guess what… YOUR CAR [...]

Top 25 Sports Moments of the Decade (so far)

  Ed Note – Hey!  This is the first time I’ve ever done an editor’s note!  Scoreboard, snitches!  Allow myself to introduce… myself to introduce… Bill S. Liston, Esquire.  Bill loves lists, and he is a doctor in RL – a doctor of jurisprudence.  Being as such and the like, his lists are measured, thoughful, and [...]

12/23 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Matthew Sweet – “Girlfriend” Guess who’s back; back again. Wafey’s back, tell a friend. Or, maybe he isn’t… Who knows? Von Wafer reportedly told Fox 26 that he was going to be buying out his contract with his Greek team, Olympiakos (which has to be the American equivalent to naming your [...]

12/22/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Reunion” – Stars I hope everyone is almost done with their Christmas shopping. We don’t want any gifts here at FaF, just send us money.  I haven’t even started my shopping yet. The only gift I purchased was for a White Elephant party I went to over the weekend. The gift was a [...]