11/25/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear


SOTD – “Strange Times” – Black Keys

It’s Bayou Bucket week, where is all the coverage FaF? Come on… you guys suck! You need to cover more Coogs, and less Texans/Rockets/Darts leagues/curling teams/Frolf. I want to hear about how the Cougars are pissed and are determined to win the bucket back.

You complained, so we responded with more Bayou Bucket coverage. In fact we hired a team of Walruses (walrii?) to search for our bucket.

Houston Rockets - Play the Dallas Mavericks tonight, and hopefully Mark Cuban finds a way to get fined. It’s sad when he is possibly the most interesting person involved with the franchise. Luckily, Battier’s foot is ok, they need all the scrappiness they can get out there.

Houston Texans - The holidays are coming up, and if you are searching for the perfect gift for that Texans fan in your life, your search is over. Hurry up there is only 1 in stockHouston Cougars - Don’t want any tears in the bucket??? At least it’s not condescending, but I’d almost rather have condescending than lame headlines. Wait, maybe it is condescending? Scampi, are suggesting that the Cougars are a bunch of cry-baby pussies?

Rice Owls – Apparently think they can win this game. How cute, at least they can go back home to their ugly girls when they lose.

11 Comments

  1. Ryce thinks they can win?

    Yeah right; I predict that Cotton Turner will throw for over 200 in mop up duty.

  2. Coogs – Yes!!! This is the coverage we demand. Walrus team? Yes!!! Bring back that bucket.

    Texans – That bear is unbelievable. What is going on with that? I haven’t been this confused since I was 12.

    Scampi – Scampi doesn’t write the headlines…only the articles. The sports editor writes the headlines and sucks ass…plain and simple.

  3. Not sports related, but just plain awesome

    http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889

  4. Go Mavs. It should be interesting tonight…the rox should try to guarding Dirk(a)Dirk(a), or it will be a LONG night for them.

    And YES, finally…the COOGZ haz returned to the FAF! Can you smeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll what the TON……is cookin’….

    And also, sincererly…Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the site, bloggers and posters. I hope everyone has a few things to be thankful for this year and can share a hearty meal and some football with tomorrow.

    • same to you. Are we rooting for the Whorns or the Aggies?

      • Ags! general rule of thumb, always root for the worse team if you want both to lose

        • What if we want Texas to win so that OSU can go to the Fiesta Bowl?

    • Ouch. the Rox got rolled by Dirk and company, its nice to see some things dont change.

      Go Coogs, lets Ruck Fice in their smug lil faces!

  5. The Cougars will own this year’s bucket. I expect to see Ruck Fice shirts in excess.

  6. And boom goes the Rice football team. Eat much cock(les) Rice, your band is full of a bunch of nerds from high school that never grew out of it…MARCHING WITH A STRING INSTRUMENT IS NOT FUNNY, EVAR. Although, props for the ‘Faking’ dig at Tulsa, i now hate the MOB just a little bit less.

    Let us please drop kick East Carolina next Saturday and make this party official.

    Go COOGS!

    ps – I have never been at a game were the football has been so one sided that we busted the WAVE out and had it go around like 6 times non-stop! And then the ROB guys busted out the Chicken Dance song and killed it!


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