Septimus Rex
Johnny 5
Pipez
wanksmacgruber
Josh Being Josh
Moose Knuckle
This is not a party, this is a crowd
Welcome to Houston, AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
This is the best screen cap from last night! I couldn’t decide what to caption it, so I will give you my alternate captions:
- “When you get up, can you get me some fresh monkey brains?”
- Who knew the Temple of Doom was near Relient Stadium?
- Derka Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
- Aladdin really went downhill after Jasmine left him
- not pictured: Texans logo on side of turban
- Indy! Cover your heart, cover your heart!
On another note, where is Big Hitter? He was noticeably absent from TRG’s commenter appreciation day, yesterday. Come on FaF bottom feeders, get out the torches and pitchforks, let’s organize a search party. You all split up and look for him, while I sit here and drink coffee, just in case he comes back. No, I’m not asking you to do all the work like TRG did yesterday, doing nothing is an important job!
Houston Texans - Great… Thanks Texans for losing to VY so we can feel the wrath of various sports talk show hosts while they try to go all day on the radio with VY’s penis their mouths. Kris Brown, you need to kick the ball like Rihanna is between the uprights. (yeah… that just happened). I was going to go out last night, but I didn’t want to go anywhere I might see VY without his shirt on. Finally,
Houston Rockets – Tracy McGrady participated in an entire practice! That’s good. I was just beginning to grow tired of how scrappy this team was, and how much effort they put in. Things are starting to balance themselves out.
Houston Cougars – This just in, UH basketball is averaging over 90 points a game. How about those math skills! I can look at 2 scores, round them and average them together. My parents are so proud of me.
Rice Owls – You know your team is bad when your best receiver will be remembered for his hair, and not his actual play.
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I’m here. I was afk most of the afternoon yesterday dealing with out-of-town relatives.
Whew, you had us all really worried…. OK everyone, you can go back to work now
Vince young just wins football games. I don’t know if I’m just biased, but I hate tu so much that it follows players into their pro careers. I smiles when chris sims’s pussy ruptured. I smiled at ricky williams’s luttle “habit” (as a client once said in court, what’s wrong with smoking a little hash now and then?) I lowed bensons purgatory in chicago. and I thanked allah for vys mental breakdown. Look at those guys now. Well shit… At least sims still sucks.
By the way, did you know vince young is known as the “mayor of houston?”. Any more of this and I’m moving to dallas.
so at least Mario had a big game.
Bush – Derka Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad. Awesomeness. That’s pretty much they way I’ll remember his presidency.
Texans – I don’t know why you guys are upset about the Texans…their winning was stealing print space from the Coogs.
Coogs – Fox 26 reported that in an unprecedented move, the Liberty Bowl wants to match Houston with Arkansas wether we win CUSA or not. Of course I still DEMAND we win CUSA. But it still establishes our program’s dominance over ECU, USM, and SMU (who are still in the running to win conference).
Yeah, I’m kinda bummed this could be our last home game. We need to crush ryce and host the conf championship.
No doubt, and the team and coach really deserve to play in front of another sold out crowd at the Rob. It would really help our season average attendance, which is an important number for the future of our program. I requested tickets to all the bowl games and I’ll go to wherever we play, but I’d really like to see one last big game at the Rob.
I don’t care as long as we make the Liberty bowl.
There are only 2 C-USA bowls I want to go to each year. Liberty or New Orleans. Screw the rest of them.
New Orleans? And play TROY?!!! This must be purely for selfish reasons.
Why the hell would anyone want to go to Mobile, Ft. Worth, (Hawaii I’ll give you if you can afford to go and are willing to give up christmas eve and probably christmas) or St. Petersburg.
BTW my parents own a house close to St. Pete, It sucks just like most of the state of Florida
If you are going to go to a bowl game, and you didn’t do well enough to win conference why not:
A) get in to one with an awesome location
B) get in to one thats not expensive to make the trip
C) get in to one thats an easy W
D) get in to one that doesn’t interfere too much with the holidays
A+B+C+D= New Orleans Bowl
Ease up on the Funky Town diss…this is the motherland. Funny story, we actually STILL have cattle go down the streets in the Stockyard…fuks up traffic too.
But back up what you say, either it’s for our Conf. or it needs to be travel-able, so either Mobile or Nawlins…
Here is an idea also, lets SELL OUT RIce AND a home game if we get it!
GO COOGS!
ps – I told ya, VY is a winner…as much as it pains me to admit it.
I never dissed Ft. Worth (I mean I will… It’s easy). My point was if someone said you have a choice between a trip to Ft. Worth vs. a trip to New Orleans, what is your choice?
I’m more interested in what’s best for the growth of the program. I’ve been hoping for the Liberty because it’s two fold…We play a beatable SEC opponent and we’re on Beale St. on New Years Eve. But I can’t follow you on the New Orleans Bowl. I can go to New Orleans to party any time. The New Orleans Bowl is no good for our program. Hurts us in my opinion. How do you tell recruits that if they play really hard for our team and they earn a ranking they’ll be rewarded with an obscure bowl on Dec. 20th against Troy? And I don’t even know how you could explain a loss if we came out flat. We might lose commits if that happened. Beating Rutgers or South Florida in the St. Pete Bowl, BYU or Utah (not Air Force…ugh) in the Armed Forces, or even Navy in the Texas Bowl are all better options. NO would damn near be my last choice.
Getting spanked by Navy’s rushing offense is not good for the program.
We have been okay against 1 dimensional teams. It’s the teams that can do both that put our Linebackers in no man’s land. At least a loss to Navy, who has some quality wins could be justified.
I agree.
I think New Orleans Bowl or Liberty Bowl. New Orleans for the culture, Memphis for the fun. As ricky bobby says, if you’re not first, you’re last (in c-usa bowls that is)
In case you didnt know what to do with your morning.
If you guys want the MWC to add us, vote on this article…
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/294995-should-the-mountain-west-conference-expand-to-10-or-12-teams
I’m too good for anyone who writes for bleacher report. They are like bloggers but lazier
How Coogfans of you.
All that “cart before horse” garbage without really even hitting upon whether or not this 12-team MWC becomes an AQ. Assume that is does and that dodges whether 60-something schools want to feed 12 more mouths while probably quite a few of those don’t even like the current setup.
Just force all the conferences to be under the AQ umbrella and be done with it. We won’t have to see an Aggee squad (pick one) or ULaLa in a BCS bowl, so nobody gets irked over this anyway.
The gurgling I hear right now has to be local talking heads “meating” with VY, so the radio stays off today…yeah, the explosive VY who QBs in the Titans Run & Shoot. Oh, wait a second, he’s running option and a stripped down playbook? Shit, I thought this was the next coming of Warren Moon, VY’s first trip to H-town, and season #1 for the Texans the way ESPN painted it up. Geez, and i thought Chucky Gruden was supposed to be watchable!
I’m not sure how to spin the Texans…they’ve gone from winning rarely, to winning only “winnable” games, to way too oft tank jobs and winning an occasional game they have no biz winning…to something I don’t follow anyway, so i don;’t know how to paint them.
I CAN HAZ A POLL? Texas Bowl. Never done the SuperDome, but anything other than a Saints game isn’t the time. Did Ft Worth last year…after the Texas Bowl. How Iron man of me to make that drive after getting front row ducks on site right next to the Rice tunnel. Hawai’i won’t be in the budget. Memphis is stretching it as I don’t see the allure there, but that’s just me. Besides, my former (If you can truly be former in the military) Navy corpsman brother is a Longhorn fan. Nope, never even been to Austin. Yours truly has to jock Navy football (Air Force is already good most every year, so no sweat there) to keep some (gasp) honor aroundooeven when they lose at home to the TemplefreakingOwls who have won like lebbenty games in a row. Wow.
On that note, we need a Philly branch of FAF. I seriously needs me a dose of Santa Clause booing around here, because if memory serves correct, we’re about to be in for a month of non=stop Christmas songs on the FM dial. Don’t worry, I warm up to it…in mid December!
I “less than 3″ Phillyfan.
I don’t care if the MWC is AQ or not. ESPN fan polls say the MWC is the 3rd most respected conference in the nation after SEC and Big 12 as the MWC stands now. I would much rather play TCU annually in divisional play, and Utah, BYU, or Boise in the conference championship every year. Are you kidding me? You wouldn’t take that deal over our “rivals” Tulsa and SMU, and playing ECU or Southern Miss in our conference championship? We put together a hell of an out of conference schedule this season and we still only played 1 ranked team the entire year. That my friends blows ass…AQ, BCS, whatever the fuck else, or not.
someone needs to send Hummel a pm and let him know he’s free to talk trash over here – what a jackass
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=215&f=2804&t=5177455&p=9
He’s a special boy.
I thought it would be funny to drag the post rating down by rating it a 1. It went from 5 stars to 3.5 stars. It was, indeed, funny.
That was indeed therapeutic. I had to give it a try as well… Also, yep, that’s a thumbs down on your comment. PWNGE!
Totally random, non sports story that I gotta tell somebody, who better than fafers? I’m sitting in court next to a creepy lawyer who gives me the old guy from family guy vibe when an attractive girl goes up to get her divorce. He looks at me and says “I’d love to take a bite out of that ass” and stares her down from behind. Only problem is that were are now in a new courtroom with extremely bad ass acoustics and I swear that the judge heard him because the second he said it she stared directly at him and kept staring while he was staring at the furture divorcees ass. He didn’t realize she heard him because he kept staring while the judge stared at him through what must have been 5 minutes. He later went up to her and she denied his motion. Moral of the story? Watch what you say in the new harris county courthouse and NEVER, EVER pick up a girl in the family law center or criminal courthouse.
That’s hot.
Actually, for guys like pipez that needs all the help he can get, the family law center is probably as good as it gets for picking up the hos. They’re emotional, insecure, and need someone to hold them and tell them everything is allright. However, 9 times otu of 10 they’re CRAZY!~
I’m not sure if you’ve realized it yet or not…but that statement stands for all women…not just the ones in divorce court. At some point a little rational thinking and sanity became more attractive to me than pure “hotness” and sexual freakyness. And that was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Ok, that last comment almost got you banned from FaF. Hot > not hot. I’m a doctor. Well, I’m not, but I know a few of them. So it’s a scienific fact.
banned? youre well on your way to being fired, if you dont quit first. it will be my first order of business.
Word and Word-mate!
and yeah, chicks are all fukt in the head…sometimes. at least the ones that are ‘hot’ and ‘know’ it.
positive = they make pretty babys
negative = they can’t spell their name
positive = the are sweet arm trophies
negative = they might fuk your friends
positive = once they’ve fucked your friends, you don’t have to feel bad about fucking theirs.