Rumor: He is done with the Coogs after this year?

Coogs: no one at tailgate but Moose Knuckle and El Rat (Pipez, I know you had to be somewhere). Mrs_Hitter and I failed to dress appropriately for the foul weather, so we left at half and watched the rest of the beating on comcarp. Mrs_Hitter was very impressed by the coogs special teams play in the first half and I let Scampi know about that on his blog and lookey here – we got an article in the paper today about the special teams. Hmm…coinkydink?

Texans: look like they suck again and need Hogan

See you guys on Sat.

So much for that suspense.

I’m not sure how to react and not sure how Coogfans reacts to getting steamrolled by a good OOC squad. If the past is an indicator, they took it as badly as Memphis running a 27-0 locomotive on them in the CUSA tourney last spring and blamed it in the scheduling…you know, because they knew when to wake up before the game. Amirite? Penders couldn’t give us the Georgia Southern schpiel…

I root against Okie Lite so another “no-name” gets in. Sure, they are only “no-name” to the douchebags who think the college sports world ends with the Big 10 or SEC, but what can you do? Douchebags who Fail at douchebaggery…that wouldn’t cut it here!

It’ll come tomorrow, but Texans proved to be themselves. Close, but no stogie. Sissies. The Most Interesting Man in the World has awkward moments just to have one….These guys? They do it to keep from growing up and moving up on the NFL totem pole.

The Rockets are watchable enough that I consider dropping cash on a ducket to watch them. I hagve not thougth this since before the disease known as Pat Riley’s Thugball infected the NBA! I would consider going to Toyota Center to watch anything but an Aeros game! I am becoming a very soft 5’11″ 205 at my age.

Astros? Well, no. While I crave a redux of 1992 all over again to flush the Brian Moehler’s of the world out of The Juice Box, I could find watchable steroidball elsewhere.

Finally, Cuck Foogfans, fuck everyone who dismissed UCONN as a speed bump (okay, now a pothole!) to brush off between Domer High losses to Pitt and Stanford because they finally got one for J Howard, fuck lilly-livered Coogfan who thought UTEP was too good to lose to the likes of Tulane and Rice. fuck anyone who actually thought that LSU was any more than the UTEP of the SEC with some talent, fuck these two exams I have tomorrow, fuck Domer fan for thinking just ANY coach would coach in that far-flung suburb of Chicago….Pat Fitzgerald at Northwestern rules (got turned away by Domer High before playing for NW–who owns now, bitch?), and God Bless RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!

You can just skip to about 2:30, but then again, if we can have a pic of hacksaw up top and no reference to the APA with all the forum debauchery and drinking….