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Song of the day – Counting Crows “Miami”
Here is your Movember update. Last night I attended a Mustachio Bashio party, that migrated to a bar. Let me tell you, there is nothing more creepy than 6 guys with mustaches and 1 guy with a fake mustache in a bar. However, it’s less creepy and more comedic when there are 4 or 5 girls hanging out in the group who can be friends with them despite the furry upper-lips. The rest of the people in the bar become deeply perplexed by this, and the results are… well… astounding. I won’t delve any further, you will just have to go to a bar with mixed company where all the males have mustaches to find out…
Needless to say here are your late and hungover mailed-in updates:
Houston Rockets - Are playing the Hawks tonight. I have no idea why the Hawks are 10-2 but I suspect Dominique Wilkins and Spud Webb are playing out of their minds right now. Yes, I just dropped that on you.
Houston Texans -Everyone is trying to play up the “rivalry” between the Titans and the Texans. Is it really a rivalry when one fan base subconsciously roots for their team to lose so that they can bitch about it?
Houston Cougars – Play a down, but not out, Memphis team who is playing for their lame duck head coach tomorrow. To prepare, everyone should watch porn involving Memphis Monroe today, to symbolize the way Memphis getting fucked on the football field tomorrow. Also, according to Scampi, Jarve Dean won the biggest loser competition on the UH football squad.
Yours in the comments.
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6’3″ 358 dayum son, now that’s a big kid
I bet he can crack 5.0 in the forty
Fuck it all.
Opponent Essentials? Man cannot hate Memphis on alcohol alone
Tell the truth – there weren’t any girls, were there?
If by ‘girls’ you mean drunk males with mustachios…then hellz to tha yah there were girls there!