11/30/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

If I could live my life all over, it wouldn’t matter anyway With ESPN set for world domination of both national and local coverage, the chron slowly imploding like a dying star getting ready to turn into a black hole, and deadspin turning into TMZ these days with this whole whose sleeping with who at [...]

The Legend of Big Hitter

Most of you know Big Hitter as our first reader/commenter, and also as the only reader/commenter who we can be assured won’t kill us one day (unlike this guy).  But in the spirit of Fan Appreciation Week, there is a lot more about “El Bateador Grande” that you don’t know but should… That picture really [...]

11/25/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

SOTD – “Strange Times” – Black Keys It’s Bayou Bucket week, where is all the coverage FaF? Come on… you guys suck! You need to cover more Coogs, and less Texans/Rockets/Darts leagues/curling teams/Frolf. I want to hear about how the Cougars are pissed and are determined to win the bucket back. You complained, so we [...]

The Ennui of the Internet

That alliteration is so clever, I should win a Pulitzer or a Webby or something.  Bow to your sensei! For those of you that “don’t wordz”, ennui means “ a feeling of utter weariness and discontent resulting from satiety or lack of interest; boredom”.  If you look it up on Urban Dictionary, you get the above [...]

11/24/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear (now with 100% more polls!)

This is not a party, this is a crowd This is the best screen cap from last night! I couldn’t decide what to caption it, so I will give you my alternate captions: “When you get up, can you get me some fresh monkey brains?” Who knew the Temple of Doom was near Relient Stadium? [...]

11/23/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day – Chicago’s Hard to Say I’m Sorry. Chad – since you’re just going to criticize whatever I write in this space and do your own smear in the comments section, have at it tough guy.  TOUGH GUY!!!! Everyone else – be sure to bitch Chad out for whichever of your niche [...]

Look at these videos I just found!

I just found some awesome videos on the internet.  Here are 10 of them!!! 10.  Some soccer guy headbutted some other soccer guy!  Holy crap! 9.  These guys are dancing on treadmills! Holy crap! 8. Woah!  This hampster is staring at the video camera!  Holy crap! 7.  These guys put Mentos in Diet Coke!  Holy [...]

11/20/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the day – Counting Crows “Miami” Here is  your Movember update. Last night I attended a Mustachio Bashio party, that migrated to a bar. Let me tell you, there is nothing more creepy than 6 guys with mustaches and 1 guy with a fake mustache in a bar. However, it’s less creepy and [...]

11/19/09 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day – Phish “The Wedge” Wow. I can’t believe someone would make a video like this to teach our children why LSD is awesome how to play tee-ball. I’m pretty sure this is how my golf coach taught us to play golf in high school for the team, except there was no [...]

We are sellouts. And so should you. Be. Sellouts.

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”  You want to get into a constitutional catfight?  Which of the two scenarios below seems more likely? The Founding Fathers had tech 9s and Chartlon Heston in mind [...]