Place Your Bets – Football: IV

I had a second consecutive unimpressive week due to my lack of profit.  The good news is I have still not had a losing week.  This probably has to do with my “cherry picking” style as TRG would call it.  I’m taking 3 under dogs in the NFL this week, Cherry Pick that TRG!  Septimus [...]

October 16th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Christopher Denny “Time” Everyone loves a good intro video before a sporting event with badass music and footage to get you fucking amped up and in the mood to punch babies like Steve Smith. The Cougars have a great one this year and Sumlin makes the team an intro video for [...]

FaF Opponent Essentials: Tulane

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Cougars. If you have any suggestions for us, e-mail them to as (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is highly encouraged. Big 12? Amateurs. SEC? UFL prospects at best. C-USA? Now you’re striking fear into [...]

October 15th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Wolfmother – “New Moon Rising“ May 19th, 2009 was a momentous day in the history of Fourth and Fifty. Nothing in particular happened that day… But, it was what didn’t happen which is most important. We didn’t fold. We weren’t sent into intertubes-purgatory after stepping outside our bounds as a “satirical [...]

October 14th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day – Cobra Starship – “Good Girls Go Bad“ Let’s get one thing straight. I don’t like horror flicks. They’re not my cup of tea. Never have, never will enjoy seeing the destruction of the human psyche due to overwhelming fear. You might think that this makes me something of a pussy. [...]

Really, Texans? Really?

One is certainly the loneliest number that you’ll ever see. The Texans left it out on the University of Phoenix field Sunday. It’s just hanging out at the goalline. Shooting the shit with the endzone paint. Waiting to be picked up. Not gonna happen, little buddy. Because the Texans don’t have a short yardage back. [...]

October 13th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Jay Z – “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)“ We’ve been blessed with some great Monday Night Football so far this season. Call me pleasantly surprised. But, no matter how much we – the faithful viewer – are titillated by the goings on of the gridiron those paid to tell us about the [...]

October 12 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Just call Chris Brown “the little partner“… The Texans are ridiculous.  Two yards away from 4-1, but here we sit at 2-3, about to go 2-4 with the inimitable Bengals coming to town.  The Chris Brown FAIL worked out precisely like Haley Joel Osment in this Walker video – everything is going along just fine, [...]

Opponent Essentials: Mississippi State

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Houston Cougars. If you have any suggestions e-mail them to us (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is completely acceptable if not preferable. You think one measly loss is going to get us down? Even [...]

Place Your Bets – Chronicles of Gambleria: III

After this week of gambling you should have some – Money to Blow I apologize for my lack of gambling picks the last couple of weeks, not that you noticed I’m sure.  This week there appear to be a good number of bets out there for the taking.  I would have to go back and [...]