Comments on: October 27th Houston Sports FaF Smear

By: Goldfish

Goldfish — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:05:55 +0000

I think it’s just you and I now, Rex…but I know how you love trivia (and I love female urination!).

Here’s Lacy’s patent (thank you interwebs):

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/1407872.pdf

I’m trying to find the French one…it involved this harness contraption that held a…small flange…in the correct position. It looked not unlike this Japanese fountain:

http://www.dragontrees.com/images/deer_chaser_2.jpg

By: chad

chad — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:37:03 +0000

I think my family could wiz in a facility like this, and it was built for only a a few million more than Maggard had planned for the new end zone facility.

http://www.gozips.com/ViewArticle.dbml?&DB_OEM_ID=10800&ATCLID=1545877

By: Septimus Rex

Septimus Rex — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:30:30 +0000

HO-LY SHIT

By: Goldfish

Goldfish — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:56:23 +0000

The French developed an apparatus, full of metal and black leather, that accomplished the task quite well at the turn of the century.

For something more millennial:

http://www.sanicone.com/

By: TheDonkeyShowCoordinator

TheDonkeyShowCoordinator — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:55:24 +0000

Good atmosphere at the stadium, I agree…the bathrooms need work for sure. I never wear sandals to games anymore.

By: Pipez

Pipez — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:18:37 +0000

Only if you go vote for the College Football Performance Awards as the most litigious awards site

By: Big_Hitter

Big_Hitter — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:15:19 +0000

I just got it on eblay, hope it’s big enough or it’ll turn into a spocker :o

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:10:31 +0000

I just posted this in the last post, but in case you guys don’t read that far back… Please do your part and vote for Case Keenum for the Davey O’Brien award. He’s in eleventh place for god’s sake.

http://www.voteobrien.org

You can vote once a day, and you have to sign up, but do it for Houston.

By: chad

chad — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:36:28 +0000

Student side bathroom behind section 221 in the middle of the stadium. Definitely yes to the shocker suit. There was a dude wearing one in my section last week. Was awesome.

By: Big_Hitter

Big_Hitter — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:28:23 +0000

I’ve been married for 19 years and yeah, restrooms are a big deal (apparently).

I didn’t notice any problems with the ladies room by section 122 (where I sit) – was it one closer to the north end zone?

I’m spse to take my better half to the game on Sat (theory being it’ so early I’ll be on good behavioir) – question is, should I wear the shocker suit?

By: chad

chad — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:23:38 +0000

Negative. Email already sent.

You’d be surprised…Before I had a wife and daughter I didn’t care about that kind of stuff either. As TRG can tell you, at some point things like that will keep you from being able to go to the games. I can not send a little girl into a restroom like that, and I can’t expect my wife to be excited to go to a place where she will be forced to either piss her pants or wade through urine. So Fuck your xanax.

By: Big_Hitter

Big_Hitter — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:17:32 +0000

he has an account on coogfans – adrhodes or something

yeah, standing water = fail for wimmenz

we didn’t have any restroom problems on the east side

By: Pipez

Pipez — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:06:31 +0000

Tell them to evolve the ability to pee standing up… it works for us.

You should be able to find it on the athletics website, or at uh.edu and search people

By: Septimus Rex

Septimus Rex — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:51:29 +0000

You can find his email at mack.rhoades@takeafuckingxanax.com.

I highly recommend that you check it out. Your doctor may be able to point you in the right direction as well.

By: chad

chad — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:43:43 +0000

People read the Houston Press?

Anyways, how do I get Mack Rhoades email address. He needs a piece of my mind regarding the following…

Apparently at the SMU game there was standing water on the floor of the Women’s restroom on the student side. My wife mentioned it to me, but didn’t make a big deal of it. She’s not a complainer, but the two girls here at work just spent the last 20 minutes talking about how disgusting it was and how they will never use the restrooms in the Rob again. They said many of the girls in the line were wearing flip flops, and that older women were slipping and falling. They said “if” they go back, they will make sure to use the port-a-cans. They even went on to say the port-a-cans were cleaner and smelled better. That is just embarrassing and disgraceful. I like the atmosphere at the Rob, and when it was just us diehards I enjoyed making the visiting teams fans uncomfortable week in and week out, but how the h3ll am I supposed to get people to come out to a stadium like that? I will stand in piss to watch this team, but how many other people will? It’s no wonder not a single one of the Tech fans came back.