Greatest Win Ever? Greatest Win Ever.

Wow.Just wow. I’ve never seen UH play a more complete game. I’ve never seen them stay so disciplined, so focused, so determined. That’s all from Big K-Sum. An Art Briles team would have shat themselves when they were up, and would have let up. They would have shat themselves when OSU had an incredible 3rd [...]

September 14 Houston Sports FaF Smear

  Big weekend for football. The Coogs had their best win since Reginald Blackstone got his training bra (1984). Pipez was gracious in victory, but I say fuck that shit. Fuck those Emu Fuckers. Fuck Zac Efron, Ok State QB, and his one arm sleeve. Trying to look like LL Cool J only works if [...]

COOGS WIN!

Kevin Sumlin improved his record to 3-0 against ranked teams after the Coogs toppled the #5 Oklahoma State Cowboys. This game had all the offense you could have ever wanted, but in the end, it was the Cougar D that won the game. The Cougar D forced 2 turnovers late in the 4th quarter, including [...]

Scoreboard, Motherfuckers!

45-35, just like we predicted. To those who say luck played a large role in the 4th quarter, our retort would be the title of this post. Pic from here, and full analysis on the way from one Wanks MacGreuber.

Chronicles of Gambleria

Upon further review I decided that betting wasn’t any fun if I didn’t go with my gut, so I placed a few bets based on that special feeling you get by speculating.  It feels a little like gas, but more of the feeling you get when it’s all gone as opposed to the uncomfortable build [...]

Sept 11 Houston Sports FaF Smear (OSU has biblical relations with Emus)

Before getting back to the shenanigans, let’s take a minute some time today to reflect on what it means to live in a country of freedom and opportunity, and to say a quick prayer for the men and women who sacrificed and continue to sacrifice for something greater than themselves.  Only in America can we [...]

FaF Opponent Essentials: Oklahoma State Cowboys

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Houston Cougars. If you have any suggestions e-mail them to us (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is completely acceptable if not preferable.With the Houston Cougars coming off an impressive(?) 55-7 win against Nortwestern State [...]

NCAA Gambling Time: Pick 3

Did I get your attention?  I figured a pair of hot girls may do that.  My colleague TRG posted his philosophy on betting yesterday, so I decided it was time I weighed in on the world of betting once again.  Most of the time I go with my gut with a minimal amount of research, [...]

September 10th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Kings of Leon – “King of the Rodeo” What happens when The Random Guy forgets that he’s supposed to write the Smear? Soccer fucking happens. It’s ok though, because this is a completely Houston slanted post and will have nothing to do with actual soccer items except for one note. A [...]

National Fooseball League Gambling Time

$$$ CASH! CASH! CASH! It seems effective to use dollar signs as parentheses. $$$ I’ve gambled twice in my life – I played slots for 2 hours with $5 and came out even when I was 18, and at my bachelor party in New Orleans someone threw down $20 on roulette.  I really don’t get [...]