September 30th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Arctic Monkeys – “Crying Lightning” It is with great remorse that I announce the transfer of Ade Akinbiyi. Over the past six months we’ve grown fond of the Brit. So fond that we missed the fact that he was cut by the Houston Dynamo on the 20th of August… If it’s [...]

September 29th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day – My Morning Jacket – “Off the Record” We are men of habit around here. Usually those habits amount to boozing, chiding, taunting and then finding a “special lady” [read: one that will have us] to share in a Cougar victory with us. Sometimes it means recycling the same theme of [...]

All Aboard The Hoe…Er, Cougar Train!

Everyone needs to stand up as tall and thin as they can. Reason? Because we need some more space on the Cougar Bandwagon. We managed to fill it up before the Tech game. Now it’s bursting at the seams.

September 28th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day – Don’t Stop Believing- from MFing Glee.  You damn right I just went there, again. Because Fourth and Fifty, minus The Donkey Show Coordinator, never stopped believing in our Coogs. Go ahead and change the above person’s name to Coach Cialis, because its been longer than 4 hours and Pipez really [...]

Coogs Rule Big XII (and maybe NFL???)

After 10 hours of tailgating and 4 hours of football that cris-crossed the border between agony and ecstasy, I have finally recovered enough to write my UH recap. I must also add that this was further postponed by Kevin Kolb starting for the injured McRib for both the Eagles and WWPurpleJD? fantasy team.

September 25th Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day – Eagles of Death Metal – “Don’t Speak (Came to Make a Bang)” All these meanie Texas Tech fans have me shying away from football talk (just kidding, fuck those humorless fucks). Luckily, there’s enough Houston Rockets news to serve as a diversion today. This is usually THE Random Guy’s territory, [...]

FaF Opponent Essentials: Texas Tech Red Raiders

Each week we’ll dig deep to find the best dirt on the next opponent of the Houston Cougars. If you have any suggestions e-mail them to us (admin@fourthandfifty.com) and we’ll make sure to include them. Generic shit-talk is completely acceptable if not preferable. With the rousing success of two weeks ago (our Opponent Essentials post, [...]

September 24 Houston Sports FaF Smear

Degenerate Gambling Pics You Shouldn’t Follow Under Any Circumstances: It is easy to have someone else’s system on paper, and see a long run approach, and have it make conceptual sense. Especially if someone else looks like the dad from American Pie. It is a lot harder to gut through losing fake money week after [...]

The One-Armed FAFU

The FAFU is a snooty post Septimus Rex does when he feels like it, and it usually includes singing kittens and/or dancing kittens. And Pipez questions my sexuality? In an ever-evolving attempt to get fired rightsized, I’m appropriating this bitch without asking permission and doing a halfass job with it. Well, a tenth of an [...]

September 23rd Houston Sports FaF Smear

Song of the Day: Datarock – “Give It Up“ Sure, the pickaxe is kinda intimidating. But Mike Price wants to up the ante. His team will not be ignored. UTEP will no longer associate themselves with Miners. They are BARBARIANS! And they prove it by eating turkey legs! Their locker room is a place of [...]