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Ahhhh, it’s Friday once again. Time to let down your hair, take a deep breath and plan for the weekend. Some of you might be wondering where to find trouble for the weekend. Some, how to stay away from trouble absolutely. My advice to all of you is to buy a bottle of Ledaig, Single Malt aged 10 years, have a glass sit back and let the Scotch make the choice for you.
That is, of course, unless you will be driving. Nobody likes a drunk driver. Not all of us would be so “lucky” as Donte Stallworth with the hands of the law strangling the life out of you. Then again you don’t have to have a drink at all in order to make a bone-headed decision.
Take the American institution, the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile:
It's in... Oh my God, it's in!
From Fox6Now.com -
WITI-TV, RACINE – The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got itself into quite a pickle when it crashed into a Racine home Friday morning.
Neighbors tell FOX 6 the Wienermobile took a wrong turn and ended up on the dead-end street, Kenilworth Avenue in Racine.
While trying to get turned around, the woman driving the giant hot dog on wheels accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake and lodged the Wienermobile under a house.
Get it?! A pickle! Because so many hot dog eaters put pickles on their phallic delight. Relish, yes. Saurkraut, indeed. Pickles, not so much. This isn’t Chicago (aw, damn, Racine is relatively close to Chicago).
Anyway, be safe out there FaFonians. It’s a wild world with runaway weinermobiles. We need all the hits we can get and can’t afford to lose any of you.
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It looks like just the tip is in.
Rex’s Mom, I already showed you that it’s all child’s play after that. Easy-breezy, just breath normally.