Septimus Rex
Johnny 5
Pipez
wanksmacgruber
Josh Being Josh
Moose Knuckle
Into the sea, tentacles got me by the neck and they’re pulling me down
There are some people playing tennis in England this weekend. Apparently it’s exciting, but I haven’t watched Wimbledon since I was about 10. I guess that didn’t really count because I also used to watch shows like Doug, Ren and Stimpy, Rocco’s Modern Life, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Here’s what will happen. All the hot girls will lose, and someone who looks like a man will win. Andy Roddick will lose, and Federererer will win. So we have covered Wimbledon (and I got to use a picture of Anna Kournakova).
Houston Astros: Won a game! Against a good team too, putting to rest the Tiger’s 7 game winning streak. Miguel Tejada said about the win “For our team it’s really, really big.” That’s what she said!
Houston Rockets: Have had an Amazing week! First they traded for Richard Jefferson, and then DeJuan Blair fell right in to their lap in the second round! Oh wait, that was the Spurs. It looks like the Rockets paid way too much to draft some guys to sit on the bench like Adam Morrison.
Cougars, Texans, Owls: It’s June, almost July. No football, 100 degree heat, 80% humidity, and no news on any of these teams. I hate life! (except I’m going to the beach today)
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I’ve had about enough of you and Rex and your hipster indie music references to lead into the posts. I don’t know what any of it means, but I know the “artists” in the videos you link to need to stop dressing like teenage girls and wearing makeup.
How would you like it if I constantly made references to early 90s rap? Oh, wait.