The Texans Offseason News (Oh Rexy You’re So Sexy!)

In an attempt to distance themselves from the rest of the league in the back-up QB futility department, the Houston Texans signed Rex Grossman to a one year deal yesterday.  My first thought was “Dan Orlovsky wasn’t as good as they had hoped? really? I can’t believe it.” Then “when is  Joey Harrington going to be signed?” I can’t wait until Shaub gets hurt and we get to see the Sex Cannon! ( I know none of the 5 of you who read this site click the links but click that one!).

However, the biggest Texans news comes to us because of our down economy right now. Apparently,  porn studio Zero Tolerance entertainment has asked for advertising space on the Texans practice jerseys. I am not making this up. I just hope that the Texans accept this offer, and develop a long standing relationship with this company. Maybe they could do halftime show.  Also, our new back-up QB could earn the nicknames KSK (link in paragraph above) gave him of Sex Cannon and cumslinger. I can only imagine the Texans got this offer because the girls of Zero Tolerance heard everything’s bigger in Texas (Zing!).

Finally, I would like to comment on something we have already written about, and that is Owen Daniels contract negotiation methods. I’m sure you all saw the Facebook screenshot of his disgruntled status. Who does he think he is Chris Cooley? Too bad Cooley already trademarked the women’s sweatpants with Tight End on the ass.

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