Rice Owls Lose: A Short Skit

(Open scene. The Random Guy is sitting on a bench in a park with two owls.)

The Random Guy: The Rice Owls lost and their season is over.

Owl 1:

 

Owl 1

Owl 1

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Owl 2:

Owl 2

Owl 2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And scene.

In memory of Dr. Pattercock, who used to love the owls and rocking back and forth in his chair.

Photos from here and here.

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7 Comments

  1. No one appreciates my art. Heathens. I shall now go drink myself to death and be remembered not until 50 years after I become corporeal.

  2. Listen, when no one understands your art it might just be that it’s not art.

    Unless it involves a NYC skyline breaking through an antebellum themed saloon, in which case it’s just ahead of its time.

    BTW…go look up corporeal.

  3. You listen Goldfish – you’re too entrenched in the cultural zeitgeist (another word I don’t really know) to understand what is going on here. The revolution is in the hearts and the minds of the people. Cling to your anachronistic mirages while you may still, for soon enough I will burn them to the ground, and you with them.

    • O RLY?

      • YA RLY.

        • Oh, K.

  4. You guys are a fucking hoot.


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