May 24th Houston Sports FaF Smear

You better learn to crawl before I walk away. We all have to admit that even though the home team is out of contention these NBA Playoffs have been pretty darn entertaining.  Gee, golly. Even though the Nuggets seem content throwing away the game (literally) on bad inbounds pass after bad inbounds pass every game [...]

May 23rd: Daily FaF Smear

The one where you realize it’s almost June, and there’s nothing going on…. Holy.Shit. The Astros. That’s all we’ve got until August. Well, I guess the Dynamo, but no one seems to care, so that doesn’t count. To help fill the empty void in your lives, here’s some ideas for summer activities and HOLY SHIT [...]

Casual Friday: Fourth and Farewell

The Byrds – Turn! Turn! Turn! To everything (turn, turn, turn) There is a season (turn, turn, turn) And a time for every purpose, under heaven A time to be born, a time to die A time to plant, a time to reap A time to kill, a time to heal A time to laugh, [...]

May 22nd Houston Sports FaF Smear (and the NBA Hype Machine)

Captain Obvious is here to save the day! Psssssssst…  I’m going to tell you a secret.  You have to promise you’re not going to tell anyone though… Ok? LeBron James and Kobe Bryant might face-off in the NBA Championships!  Seriously!  I am not joshin’ you.  I am not pulling your leg.  I’m not even fucking [...]

I’ve Got Some Major Wood

The glorious(?) return of Moose Knuckle. Sorry I have not been around for a while.  I’ve been preparing for a momentous occasion.  Tomorrow, I will undergo X-Ray vision correction surgery.  So what do you do any day before surgery?  Watch television of course.  As I was flipping though the channels, I cam upon a marathon [...]

May 21st Houston Sports Update (And FaF Annual Report)

The one where we do full frontal disclosure… Gentlemen and Lady (who is probably a gentleman living in his parents basement), thank you for your presence at Fourth and Fifty’s First Annual Online Annual Blog Quarterly Stockholder Meeting. We’re pleased to not only talk about our current financial position (doggystyle) but our deep market penetration [...]

Sports Radio 610 Drank Our Milkshake

Here is the thing – we don’t demand much other than money bitches fame 3 people to know how cool and smarmy we are. We’re pretty low-maintenance. But one immutable rule of the communicative interwebs is - if you steal our intellectual property, at least give us some credit for it. And by “intellectual property” I mean the dumbass [...]

The FAFU: Fat Bastards, Whores, and Your Average Life

The FaFU is the best link “dump” that you’ve never seen before.  It’s a mix of sports, pop culture and complete and utter nonsense all mixed up like bad seafood in your stomach, and then BOOM! exploded out like diarrhea running down your leg… Please excuse our self-defecating humor.

May 20th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Boo, Lakers)

Hooray BEER!! I’m actually starting this post for Wednesday at half-time of the Nuggets/Lakers bout.  Denver has already given up a ten point lead and are now down by one at the end of the second half.  But, we have an affinity for Chris “the Birdman” Andersen around here and I feel relatively confident putting [...]

Favre Saga Claims Another Victim

When will this madness end?  Has Brett Favre no heart?!  I’m not talking “heart” in the “he plays with ‘heart,’ he’s a gunslinger” capacity or having a literal heart (I heard he doesn’t… he’s a cyborg).  I mean, he cannot feel what he is doing to the community around him.