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Oh holy shit.
This is probably the last season of the WNBA and I guess it starts on Wednesday. I’m not verifying anything in this post. It’s the WNBA. Sue me, lezbo. This season we are supposed to “Expect Great“, which I’m sure butchers the Queen’s English in ways only lezbos can. You know, people from the Isle of Lesbos. What I expect is for you to fade away, WNBA. You “Got Next” at the unemployment office is what you got. Instead of doing a season profile, let’s do a poll and then discuss who isn’t incredibly fugly. This post isn’t what one might consider “respectful” or “gender sensitive”. It might be the most sexist post we’ve ever done. Isn’t that right, sugar-tits?
I tried to add a poll to see how much you’d pay to see a WNBA game, but blog technology frightens me. Rex, add my WNBA poll and get me some geritol, sonny. In the interim, here is the poll in text form:
If the Comets weren’t defunct, how much would you pay to see a game?
- $20
- $10
- $0
- -$10
- -$20
- Fuck you for even suggesting that
[Ed. Note - Come on TRG, you're not that old... yet]
In all honesty, I’d go with answer 5. I live in Pearland, so I consider the value of my time plus gas for driving, less a few bucks for the ugly cheerleaders (better than no cheerleaders) plus I’d have great material for the blog. Pay me $20 and I’d go to a Comets game. What about you, dear reader? Put your answer in the comments section if you’re not too high (our demographic has shifted lately).
Here are my Top Not Fugly WNBA players (that I could find on the interwebs in 5 minutes):
Candace Parker - legitimately hot, plus a ball phenom (she dunks!!!).
Kristin Mann - oh hell yeah! I just became a fan of the Washington Mystics.
Becky Hammon - perky cute, plus apparently she likes to rub up on other women.
Shalee Lehning - why not?
Not ashamed to admit I've got a Sue Bird thing. Not really. But kinda.
Lauren Jackson, for those with a vertical fetish.
Chantelle Anderson, who looks like Gabrielle Union if you squint.
[Photos from here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here]
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I like me some Diana Taurasi! I’d pay shfifty five dollarz to see her! – Pipez
This is one of the funniest blog post I have ever come across. Tahnk you fourthandfifty thank you so much.Keep up the great work.
You got it, Scott and/or Holman. Pimp up to the undergrats, will you?
Fourth and Fifty reps North and South Towers (I was a first floor ST RA back in the day, and by “day” I mean the 90s), OB, Taub, and Sett. So we’re repping our set, as the kids say.
huh?
you don’t read much do you?
Ouch, BH… Big Ouch.
why? you’ve had way funnier stuff than this
am I not allowed to haze the undergrads a bit? geez, you guys are too pc
Hazing is against intrafraternal policy. It is a form of abuse and can not be tolerated. I hereby sentence you to 20 hours of community service (spamming our blog to other, more popular blogs).
yeah, go Sett!