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Sports Radio 610 is a Bastard in a Basket.
Here is the thing – we don’t demand much other than money bitches fame 3 people to know how cool and smarmy we are. We’re pretty low-maintenance. But one immutable rule of the communicative interwebs is - if you steal our intellectual property, at least give us some credit for it. And by “intellectual property” I mean the dumbass and/or sexual analogies that are hallmarks of Fourth and Fifty. And there are a lot of them. It’s a simple code that has worked for hundreds of years. Until now.
Yesterday, Mark Vandermeer and Andre Ware of Sports Radio 610 finally figured out that Brian Cushing’s last name is similar to Frank Cushman, the fictional quarterback from Jerry McGwire. Really? Really? Really? I know that is the same link but wanted to say it three times for emphasis. We were all up on the Cush-Lash from the minute he was drafted. You know what is funny about the date 4/27? That it is almost a month before 5/19. We copyrighted that shit! What the heck? I even sang the Cush-Lash song because I couldn’t find it on youtube. What, just because you have patience to search for more than 5 minutes more resources to find video/audio clips you can steal the product of our minds and the sweat of our brows? Is not a man entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says Sports Radio 610, it belongs to us, the usurpers.
They stole our damned milkshake from under us, and they drank it. Next they’re going to kill us with a bowling ball and have their butler clean it up. Everyone at 610 are Bastards in a Basket.
This is the part where we’d threaten legal action, but having been the unwilling victim antagonistic counter-puncher to a lawsuit as of late, we have a new found respect for the fortnate limitations of the law. We’re not going to sue you, Sports Radio 610, we’ll just take an apology and some sort of monetary remittance. But steal our shit again and THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
Picture from: http://catsoldier.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/i-drink-your-milkshake1.jpg. See? We don’t playa hate, we give credit and congratulate.
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610 sucks big time.
Vandeermeer has the personality of a biodegradable paper grocery bag.
Outside of Jackson and Wexler every now and then, it’s pretty much unlikeable crap.
Thanks for making me think about 610 and get pissed off guys.
-SarCoog
Do we need to make up a fake law firm and write a legal notice to these a-holes at 610? I mean, that totally worked for the dickhead that tried to get us disbarred from the blogging profession.
It really did work. I pooped in my pants a little when we first got the cease and decist email.