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The one where I reminisce about the Good, the Bad and Defamatory days of Fourth and Fifty.
Weeeeeeeeeee!!! Yo so una avioooooooooooon!
Do you know what’s fun?
No, the answer is not “getting threatened with a law suit.” It’s unpossible to have fun when you’re getting threatened with a law suit (by the way CFPA, e-mail me back. I’m a Sagittarius with bright baby blues and I just adore legal long walks on the beach).
What’s “fun” is being self-deprecating, insulting and a biological hazard all at the same time. Since that’s the case Hector Reynoso is the most funnest guy on the planet. Let me bestow a little bit of knowledge on youse guys and chickadees:
Hector Reynoso decided it would be completely appropriate to cough and blow a snot-rocket on his opponent. This is probably a little less insulting than pissing on, farting on, or wet-willying your adversary BUT you have to take into consideration for who H-Rey plays. Senor Reynoso is employed by Mexican soccer futbol club Guadalajara Chivas. Apparently, they have a little thing called the Swine Flu running rampant down there.
Mexican clubs have been having a hell of a time trying to convince the South American clubs to play in Mexico because of the pandemic. H-Rey’s target was Chilean footballer Sebastian Penco. I’m sure all of this will help. Nothing like a little international goodwill to help open the borders between nations.
The Wall Street Journal is calling it “The Cough Heard ‘Round the World.“ Ha! That’s cliche-tastic! You see? Because it was the start of the Revolutionary War. Mexico is now at war with the South American nations! The “well, they made us feel like lepers” excuse isn’t going too far for me if this starts WWIII. “Septimus Rex, why did you hit your sister?” “Because she said I wouldn’t hit her!” Seems about right.
On to yours, ours, everyone’s Houston sports updates:
TEXANS - Could the Texans bubble collapse? Um, yeah! It’s a fucking bubble. That’s what bubbles do. They burst. Can the Reliant Stadium roof be ripped from it moorings? People didn’t think so, but it did anyway. So, using my vast investigative journalism background and superior deductive reasoning skeelz I can safely stand by my previous statement.
ROCKETS - No matter who wins this match-up against the Lakers (please let it be the Rockets. PLEASE!), it’s safe to say the true winner is we, the viewers. Two YouTube worthy clips so far by Craig Sager. The first, “Did you call glass on that shot?” to Ron Artest who smiles his wicked wicked smile and said “No, I didn’t call glass.” The second, Phil Jackson clowning Sager on his suit (I will try to update the post with YouTube clips tomorrow if I can find them). (My only bit of “analysis” on the game: 8:19 left in the fourth quarter – no way that’s a foul on Shannon Brown by Mike Kyle Lowry AND Yao Ming pulled a mini-Paul Pierce in the 4th quarter, leaving to the tunnel, hurt and coming back to reinvigorate his team to victory.) 100-92 ROCKETS WIN!! I am at a loss for words.
ASTROS – When I left BW3′s early last evening the Astros had gone up four to nothing against the lowly Washington Nationals. Easy money, right? WRONG! Leave it to me to think that I could go back home watch a little of FX’s DVD on TV of Superman Returns enjoying some time away from sports until the Rockets game. Long story short, four to nine loss.
DYNAMO - There’s really no reason at all to post about the Dynamo except for some reason I really like linking to boston.com. Revolution are lacking foot soldiers? They should probably call up Shredder. He may have a few extra handy.
UNIVERSITY OF HOUSTON - Two, I say, I say, TWO bits of University of Houston news today. (1) DeAndre Perry has verbally committed to the Cougars. This kid seems legit. 2 Legit, actually, 2 Legit 2 Quit (hey, heeeeyyyyyyyyy!). (2) Philip Hunt has signed as one of fourteen undrafted free agents by the Cleveland Browns.
RICE UNIVERSITY - Rice let UH pretend like they had a chance to finish #1 in C-USA for long enough. They finished off the rest of the series with two straight wins. Four homeruns helped the Owls close out the Cougars six to five.
- S. Rex: Professional Blogger
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I don’t think the swine flu running had anything to do with their, neither was theri hazardous illusion, i hope they lose the next time they are playing and this guy is gross by the way.