Comments on: Fourth and Fifty Gets Served http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/ Houston Sports Blog (With a Satirical Twist) Fri, 24 Sep 2010 22:11:05 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: HarpDog http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1098 Mon, 04 May 2009 06:43:14 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1098 The “chilling effect” blows…at any rate, in order to cite defamation, one of the aforementioned would have to prove that one of us (i.e. your five readers) actually cares, or at least has some rudimentary brain function…

“He’s insulting the both of us…”

Also, I was fairly certain until now that “explicit sexual obscenities” were a good thing…hmm…now I have to revise my entire world view…

]]> By: Goldfish http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1097 Mon, 04 May 2009 03:24:05 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1097 Perhaps if you underlined ‘satire’ in “Houston. Sports. Satire.” it’d help. You know, prima fascie, and all that…or prima nocte. I can never tell those two apart.

]]> By: Septimus Rex http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1096 Mon, 04 May 2009 01:52:09 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1096 you ain’t getting shit… you brought the bad voodoo upon us

]]> By: Big_Hitter http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1095 Mon, 04 May 2009 01:49:38 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1095 True story:

So I’m hitting balls this afternoon at the range wearing generic UH t-shirt.

This guy asked “Did you go to U of H?”.

“Yeah”.

“Did you graduate?”

:unamused:

]]> By: THE Random Guy http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1094 Mon, 04 May 2009 01:40:33 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1094 People I am going to sue:

1) The maker of crab grass

2) El Rat for not negotiating a better contract. I’ve outplayed my rookie contract, Rex, make me a max offer or I’ll start sulking and bringing morale down.

3) Reginald Blackstone for being too classy and making the rest of us look like douches

]]> By: Big_Hitter http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1093 Mon, 04 May 2009 01:36:41 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1093 Well, regardless, one can get threatened with legal action for anything, apparently.

]]> By: wanksmacgruber http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1090 Mon, 04 May 2009 00:48:26 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1090 As someone who has watched Law and Order on no less than 7 different occasions, I will say I object!

Not sure where I was going with that.

]]> By: Big_Hitter http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1089 Mon, 04 May 2009 00:34:36 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1089 Can one really get “served” in an e-mail? I thought one had to be identified by name and handed a letter.

Perhaps an attorney that’s (obviously) lurking can opine.

]]> By: THE Random Guy http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1087 Sun, 03 May 2009 21:57:47 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1087 I like the term “pejorative falsehoods”. It works better than “lies”. I hope that shit isn’t copyrighted because I’m going to use the fuck out of it.

I take great issue with your suggestion, Rex, that we aren’t going to try to give out awards. That is a motherfucking pejorative falsehood. I give out awards every night, if you know what I mean. It means I have a lot of sex, and the women enjoy it.

]]> By: Septimus Rex http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1086 Sun, 03 May 2009 21:57:31 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1086 I’m insulted that you’re insulted, Reginald.

]]> By: Reginald Blackstone http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1084 Sun, 03 May 2009 20:42:52 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1084 It’s also very interesting that the email came from an email address that didn’t belong to either one of the lawyers. The law firm has two lawyers, and it lists both of their email addresses. The email came from a gmail account. The lawyers don’t have gmail accounts.

]]> By: Reginald Blackstone http://fourthandfifty.wordpress.com/2009/05/03/fourth-and-fifty-gets-served/#comment-1083 Sun, 03 May 2009 20:37:39 +0000 http://fourthandfifty.com/?p=2170#comment-1083 What kind of lawyer doesn’t include their own name in an email?

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