May 31st Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Sad Owl)

You are just another white boy, thinking you’re so hard.  Take a step outside see what’s shakin’ in the real world. Since the inception of this blog I can’t remember when we might have posted a picture of baseball.  Perhaps I’m just misremembering to make a point.  That point being that something outrageous happened yesterday [...]

The Astros are the Fredo Corleone of Houston Professional Sports

I’ve come to realize, due to my extensive knowledge of baseball history, that the Astros are the bastard child of Houston Sports. They are, in essence, they are the sports equivalent of Fredo Corleone. Fredo was a sweet, simple man, who never lived up to the expectations of the biggest bad-ass father ever.  He didn;t [...]

May 30th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and the Eastern Conference Better Win the Title)

The one where we know how to let it go from the mess to the masses       I have a waning interest in the NBA playoffs now that the Spurs and Rockets are out of it. I hate the LA Kobe Rapists… LeBron is really really good, but not the dominating player we [...]

Nobody Saw This One Coming… A Controversy Concerning Calipari

The gell-haired man you see above is someone whom you will recognize as prodigal coach John Calipari.  University of Houston fans have gotten to know him well over the last decade.  His teams emblazoned in blue trounced the Cougars time and time and time and zzzzzzzz…. The Memphis Tigers beat us a lot. Did we [...]

Coach Sumlin Hosts His Own Version of the Bachelor

Ok, I’ll admit it. I have a man-crush on UH head football coach Kevin Sumlin. Not a homo-erotic man crush like THE Random Guy has on Goldfish, Reginald Blackistone, or little boys making him a card carrying member of NAMBLA. Maybe, more along the lines of his man-crush on Bill Simmons. It was man-crush at [...]

FaF 2009 Stanley Cup Preview: Penguins v. Red Wings

Can you pretend you like hockey?  Just for a second?  Just to see how it feels? Let’s be honest.  I’m writing this post before Detroit seizes up the Western Conference Championship.  Am I worried that I’m going to jinx them?  Fuck. And. No.  I’m a Philadelphia Flyers fan.  The thing I’m least concerned about doing [...]

May 29th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and More NBA Playoffs)

We’ve all become the same, we dress the same ways, only our accents change. The Cavaliers live to play another game.  The series is now at three games to two in favor of the Magic as both teams head to the Florida peninsula for the sixth game.  The Cavaliers at least afforded their city the [...]

NBA All Titty-Baby Team

  Really this post has nothing to do with the Spurs other than I needed something that said “fail’ and involved the NBA. The entire city of San Antonio fails at life, so my conscience is clean. I mean, really the only thing the city has to hang its hat on is half-championships and the [...]

I’m the Best Speller!

After I awoke from my slumber today I was hoping to get my daily fill of sporting news from ESPN.  I was expecting to get some pointless updates about how Manny Ramirez can start practicing with the team again as long as he clears the field before fans arrive, or maybe some pointless speculation over [...]

FaF Cooga Profile: Leroy Burrell

       Who is the man that runs faster than his brother man? Leroy! You damn right. Do you have any idea how badass Leroy Burrell is? Neither did I. C-USA Track Coach of the Year.  Again. He has been coaching for 9 years and has 15 (fifteen?!?) Coach of the Year honors. How is that [...]