The one where your creepy friends don’t know when to keep their mouths shut!
I have to return some videotapes
In non-sports news, police arrested a suspect (pictured above) in relation to the homeless man who was shot to death at a bus stop on the UH campus February 7th. Sources tell FaF that this is one creepy motherfucker. UH administration will release this statement later on today regarding the matter:
“UH administration and UHPD are glad to finally have this issue resolved, so that we can focus more attention on larger safety issues, like handing out tickets to drunk frat kids 9 feet outside their houses”
In fantasy football news, my team just got a little better in our keeper league this year, as Tony Gonzalez was traded to the high powered Atlanta Falcons offense yesterday for a 2010 second round pick. When asked for comment, the star of the Rice Girls are Ugly team, Adrian Peterson, was quoted as saying
“I really like this trade for Tony G, and his stats. He is on the downside of his career, and the Falcons have a young quarterback who will need to utilize a red zone threat like Gonzalez. This will help motivate me to score 5 touchdowns a game, secretly making Reginald Blackstone jealous, even though he acts like his man crush has shifted to Drew Brees. I know I’m your first Reginald, and you will always have feelings for me. “
Here’s your local updates
Houston Rockets: Game 3 of the the 1st round playoff series against the Blazers is tonight here in Houston. The series is tied 1-1, and I think Blazers fans and Rockets fans are still arguing about penis size here.
Houston Astros: Wandy Juan D. Wandy Rodriguez pitched 6 innings yesterday against the Manny Ramirez’s, but it still doesn’t change the fact that the Astros suck and can’t get it done. They lost 2-0
Houston Cougars: Are searching for candidates for the open AD position. I will refer to our field reporter Big Hitter for any further updates on other sports today.
Rice Owls: Today the nerds look like they are busy studying…. It’s finals week and calculus is hard.
Houston Dynamo: Soccer is gay and anti-American.
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14 years of college down the drain. I’m glad they caught that sick ****.
My manager at Victoria’s Secret said she sat right next to that creep in her psychology class the whole semester….yikes
See – that’s the beauty of the interwebs. Random girls flaming someone. Yesterday it was Eric Snow’s scorned mistress talking about his financial mismanagement. Today it is Victoria Secret managers.
We’ve hit the big-time now that at least 2 “girls” have made comments. Ladies get in free until 11. Every day.
I dunno…. Victoria’s Secret employees sound much hotter than the former option
Ha! I’m gonna start leaving comments under different female aliases, so that ya’ll can appear more popular with the ladies.
The chances that “Brenda” is not a dude typing this from his parent’s basement? 8%.
Ain’t no shame in living rent free! I use the extra money to pay for my blizzard subscription so I can socialize virtually with my mythical friends in World of Warcraft.