The one where there’s no FaF Smear because I’m way too lazy on my day off.
Happy Friday, to all. Actually I’m writing this post yesterday (that means Thursday for the slow ones out there). Mostly because since I have today (Friday) off I’m probably going to run as far away from the interwebs as possible. That’s a humongous lie; I could never stay away. But, there is so much more to me than blogging. You readers refuse to see that.
I have other aspirations. A million different hobbies that are bound to wrangle in fortune and fame. A couple weeks back THE Random Guy showed you some of my dance moves. I was a little embarrassed, but I’m trying to embrace my Da Vincian multi-talented self. Today I will share with you a another one of those hobbies:
Dressing up like Ron Artest and punching fans in the arena filming my flow – or is it “flo”. Either way, this is my freestyle, yo. (see what I did there?)
When you watch the video you’re going to be amazed. You’ll say to yourself “damn, that Septimus bears an uncany resemblance to Mr. Artest.” You may even ask yourself, “Is Septimus, Artest?” My answer to you is “definitely perhaps.”
- Septimus Rex
[From Today's Big Thing]
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Where’s the Smear?
There is no Smear on Good Friday… Writing the Smear is like eating meat.
Good Catholic lad you are, Septimus.