COMPARE THE SIMILARITIES IN VOICES WITH THESE TWO VIDEOS
Ring, Ring, Ring…
Dikembe Mutombo: Hello.
Fourth and Fifty: Hello Dikembe. First off thank you for taking the time to speak with us today. We know you have a lot going on with the Houston Rockets and their push for the playoffs right now. So tell us… Does it mean more to you to make it to the playoffs now that you are the oldest player in the league, or do you feel like it’s just any other post season.
DM: Me want cookie! Me want cookie!
FaF: Hmmm… OK…. So it sounds like you use cookies as part of your training regime to help you stay in shape. That is a little unorthodox, but you are still playing as the oldest player in the NBA, so I guess you can’t argue with results. We all know you are Second in all time for blocks. What goes through your head when you block a shot and perform your well known finger wag?
DM: Me eat cookie! Me am monster!
FaF: Wow you sure use cookies as a lot of inspiration in your game. I’m surpised we havent heard you talk about this to the media in the past. That is great that you envision yourself as a monster when you block the basketball. I could see how your opponents might feel as if they were going up against a monster. We here at Fourth and Fifty think it is great that you gave back to the community that you came from by building a hospital in the Congo. Did building a hospital have anything to do with you originally wanting to be a doctor when you started attending Georgetown University?
DM: Me am Cookie Monster! (chewing) Om Nom nom nom nom!
FaF: Wait a second… You are the cookie monster from Sesame Street? You do sound the same as Dikembe Mutumbo. What are doing answering Dikembe’s phone?
Cookie Monster: Me and Dikembe are brothers! This is why we sound the same! We are like the Twins movie, you know the one with Arnold and Danny! Dikembe get all good genes! Me get all crappy genes! This is why me blue and fuzzy and short! This is why Dikembe tall and athletic and rich!
FaF: Well, wish your brother good luck for us. Have a good day.
CLICK.
-Reginald Blackstone
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We sure love us some fake interviews…
some of us don’t like to think outside the box…
it’s comfy in here.
but, I do have to congratulate you on actually reading someone else’s post…
I’m not “playa hatin”, just observing that we have ourselves a bonified niche. My fake interview wasn’t actually fake, I just took an excerpt from a real interview.
I think that mini-Mutombo does the Mad Hatter voiceover for this video:
It’s Batman and Robin bitch.
Thanks to Pipez for the Juggernaut video during one of our many fake interviews. There is a whole youtube world of ghetto cartoon voiceovers.
Look god damn it, I started the fake interview trend with Brenda Warner and Omar Epps! It’s not my fault that everyone else jumped on the band-wagon. I’m a trend setter. You’ll realize that when you buy your seasonal sweater next year!
I didn’t realize that the whole fake satirical conversations were off limits. If we are going to criticize people for not being original then maybe try making some of your posts things other than “fake interviews”. And for THE RANDOM Guy, wasn’t one of your last posts just a redo of a coaching letter. One word… Original. Why do you guys have to hate on me?
Oh no… here we go again… Reginald the martyr….
A man can only take so much abuse.
I don’t think there is any hate here… Let’s not get all butt hurt. I think it was just being pointed out that we had two fake interviews back to back, after a Tiger Woods one that I’m still waiting for Moose Knuckle to deliver the punch line on.
would you say the fake interviews are Ass-to-Ass?
The Fellowship stands on the edge of a knife. If you get that, you’re an enormous dork.
I’m like the girl from Saving Silverman – I come in to a peaceful bromance environment and screw everything up. Before FaF’s fun score was a 96. Now, it’s a 4.
Do ya’ll think we’ve scared away the three readers we had?
Listen, the “readers” were just us logging in to different computers. I go to the public library every day and go up and down the computer row. So yes, I think we scared ourselves away.
so much for a “public forum” to discuss “sports.” I guess we should just go back to e-mailing each other.