Rockets go Clubber Lang on Blazers

ROCKETS WIN 92-74.  Hey woman!  Hey woman!  Bet you stay up at night dreaming about a real second round!  We treated the Blazers like they were Rocky Balboa.  The game (i.e. Adrian) could have been theirs, but we took it from them.  A little disrespectful, perhaps, but straight to the point and effective.  Men with mohawks [...]

The FaFU: Beer Goggles, Pirates, A-Roid et al.

The FaFU:  A guide to everything that’s happened in the last week (sports or otherwise) that really gets my goat.  But, do you know what really (really) gets under my skin?  The fact that nobody understand “FaFU;”  not even our own writers.  It’s not pronounced “fafoo”or “eff A eff U.”  It’s “faf-YOU.”  We’re not making [...]

ESPN is Mean, Girls

Does anyone else feel that ESPN is Lindsay Lohan from Mean Girls? Before I launch into the analogy, let’s get one thing clear – you watched Mean Girls, and you liked it. You pretended not to, or you said “I’m only watching it for Lindsay’s big Lohans”, but you actually liked it. It was funny [...]

April 30th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (Rice Football Tryout)

The one where I try out for Rice’s Football Team.  Seriously.     I was inspired by the story of 23 year old James Casey mailing a shirtless picture of himself to Rice and then getting a scholarship.  So I sent the following letter to Rice on Tuesday.  Everything in the letter is true.  I [...]

April 29th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (plus The Spurs Relegated to Sucksville)

The one where it’s really 5 o’clock in the morning. The clock is about to strike five in the morning.  Do you know where your kids are? I know this Kidd is at least happy that the Mavericks are out of the first round. It’s his first taste of Western Conference success since leaving the [...]

First Madden NFL 10 Trailer

This is the first trailer for Madden NFL 10, exclusive to us gametrailers.com.  You can see a heavier emphasis on line play, gang rape tackles, bumping receivers, new tackle/break tackle animations, QBs actually getting rid of the ball under pressure, first downs, and Larry Fitzgerald being a badass.  Sorry that youtube fucknuts puts  his advertisement up. [...]

UH Announces Athletic Director Search Finalists

In a FourthandFifty.com exclusive, sources at UH have leaked to us the top five candidates that UH has chosen for the Athletic Director position. The search committee focused on many different criteria, but the largest factor was independent wealth so that the meager salary would not be a factor in taking the position.  Please note [...]

Our Name is OUR NAME

The closest you’ve ever come to a draft is when someone leaves the window open in the winter.   Mofos using my name in the streets?  My name is MY NAME!  There has been some FaF Haterade (or “H“, if you will) being drunk as of late.  The ”barb” at the top was made at us in reference to [...]

April 28th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (plus NASCAR)

The one where “S. Rex: Professional Blogger” is unleashed upon the feeble and unsuspecting. There is a friendly understanding that I have with a friend.  Let’s call it a “competition” or “rivalry” between two “friends.”  I pretend to care about NASCAR (especially when Kyle Busch wins and Carl Edwards doesn’t) and they finally admit that [...]

Houston Texans 2009 Draft Class

Brian Cushing: Outside Linebacker Round 1: Pick 15, Overall 15 Look for Brian Cushing to crush skulls.  I suspect he draws his power from his hair, much like Samson from the bible. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >