The Texans’ man team-crush has moved from the Denver Broncos to the formerly 0-16 Detroit Lions. The Texans will reportedly sign Defensive Lineman Shaun Cody of the Detroit Lions today. As you may recall, the Texans acquired QB Dan “Safety” Orlovsky earlier this year to replace Sage “Rosencopter” Rosenfels.
Am I supposed to tackle the guy with the ball?
WTF Texans? Are you attempting to polish a turd with all these Lions? I heard one so-called expert on ESPN say that the Dolphins won games last year by not necessarily learning how to win, but “learning not to lose.” Well, replacing the Rosencopter with a player who ran out of the back of the end zone, and his teammate on a team that only knows how to lose seems counter-productive.
This guy has registered 1.5 sacks IN HIS 5 YEAR CAREER. Granted, that’s 1.5 sacks more than me, but also THAT’S ONLY 1.5 SACKS MORE THAN ME, LIFETIME. On the upside, he is still young at 26 and apparently “fits the scheme” FWIW.
I can only imagine the agenda for day one of training camp this year. Topics will include: Football: an introduction, How to score points, Rules, Tips to not get arrested, Winning: It’s better than losing, (and my personal favorite) Losing in the most disappointing fashion possible.
On another note, I think Viagra should become the new official sponsor of the Detroit Lions. They already have the same colors, and Viagra claims to cure impotency. Well my friends, it doesn’t get any more impotent than 0-16. This sounds like a match made in heaven. They can even start running commercials once the Lions get their first win. “We used to have trouble putting it in the end zone, but now that we have Viagra behind us, we have all the confidence we need.”
Per [ESPN]
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What’s not to like about this guy? He’s a mouth-breather with a bad haircut.
The mouth breathing is a great technique for a down lineman.
Hey, I was a down lineman. What do you mean?
Reginald told me he went down on a lineman once…
Wait, I wasn’t supposed to tell anybody about that.
That hurts coming from a ball gargling ass muncher a/k/a Septimus Rex. There was a reason Septimus enjoyed playing center so much in High School. He loved having the QBs hands on his taint.
How many tight ends did you guys play on the line?
as many as I could get my hands on.
So… you boys don’t keep too many secrets do you?
(and if you do, I don’t want to know)
I’m not sure any of you have an appreciation for how hard mouth breathing is. First, you have to breathe. Then you have to leave your mouth open. It takes a good amount of dexterity. Ergo I’m super excited to see what Shaun Cody brings to the proverbial table.
Is Cody a cablinasian? I have to say, the picture was surprising. I was going to say half white, half african american, but it looks like his nose might be persian. Maybe Iranian, maybe light-skinned Egyptian. Maybe Greek? Who knows? Anyone?
Great job making the comparison of viagra to the lions!LOL!!! You had me rolling on the floor! Maybe bringing in a guy like Cody will help either light a fire under the butt of Travis Johnson or maybe he will be the starter! More competition is good! Cody if I’m not mistaken had his best year as a pro last year. Maybe with some good coaching (which I feel the texans have) this guy can play like he was suppose to when drafted in the second round from trojan land. Maybe getting away from viagra land will help this old trojan out! Peace! H-town is coming in 09!
Muy informativo, vamos argentina en el mundial carajo ! aguante el diego !!