Mocking the NFL Draft: First Edition

Mocking the NFL Draft is a column running every Tuesday until the NFL Draft, in which Pipez literally* puts on a Mel Kiper wig and discusses the tough issues surrounding the draft. Consider this column the first day of NFL Draft 1301 in the college of professional sports.  I am your professor, you can call [...]

Aaron Brooks Big-Timed Me at Petsmart

I was walking out of Petsmart a few nights ago and walked right past Aaron Brooks. So I said, “Hey! Aaron Brooks!” In the split second before he responded, I had a probable scenario in my head of how it would go: Aaron says hi, and then I tell him how I defended the Rockets [...]

Daily FaF Smear (3/31/09)

The one where nobody gives an inch or a damn. Is the Memphis domination of C-USA over? With Billy Gillispie out in Kentucky and John Calipari’s predication to look for something bigger and better it would seem that way.  Kentucky has the program that Calipari has always wanted to coach, with the prestige that he’s [...]

Pete Carroll Has Nothing Better to Do Than Tweet

I’m scared of things I don’t understand.  Scientology, the tenth dimension, the eleventh dimension(!), the soft “c”, mutual masturbation and lemurs being among those many (many) things.  But, as of today, I’m adding one more to the list: Twitter. It’s all the rage.  My friends have set their statuses (statusi?) to “Tweet Tweet Twitter” on [...]

College Football is Just Around the Corner

That’s right. The Coogs just had their first scrimmage of spring training last Saturday. I for one think it has been entirely too long since any form of college football has been played. There should be some form of the college pigskin being tossed on a weekly basis.

Exclusive Interview*: Tiger Woods

Well Tiger Woods has done it yet again. He conquered Bay Hill in typical fashion coming from behind and sinking a long birdie putt to clinch the win.  Two years in a row Tiger has sunk a birdie to win the tourney.  In addition, he ended his winless streak at a whopping two tournaments.  Not [...]

Daily FaF Smear (3/30/09)

The one where we’ve got our swim trunks and our flippy floppies… Who invented Mondays?  I think it must have been the Communists.  There’s no other explanation as to why they’re so excruciating.  Maybe it was Ron L. Hubbard.  Mondays make as much sense as basing a religion off of alien abduction.  [Ed. Note - [...]

G2: I Never

These are the G2 commercials that did not make it to TV. (Kobe Bryant) I have never had to tell my wife we can’t afford that new car. (Kobe Wang) I have never had to pay millions of dollars in a settlement and a diamond ring for my wife for raping a woman. (Kobe Bryant) [...]

Daily FaF Smear (3/29/09)

The one where why did I even come out here if you’re going to ignore me?! God bless the Blackberry.  It’s the only way that I had access to scores this weekend.  But, let’s pretend I watched all the games so that this post seems “informative.”  I’m watching SportsCenter right  now… that makes me an [...]

Houston, Meet Ade Akinbiyi

Saturday is a really slow one for us today.  I know you come here expecting in depth analysis of all the latest Houston sports news.  And to you, we salute you… with a single finger pointed in your general direction.  We’ve neglected our Dynamo coverage recently, and for that we’re sorry. We know that all [...]