Daily FaF Smear – Valentine’s Day Edition

“Love is a state in which a man sees things most decidedly as they are not” -Friedrich Nietzsche It’s Valentine’s Day today, and if you are reading this you are either A) Single (Which, if you are a guy, you are not allowed to call it Singles Awareness Day or you will lose your man [...]

The Adventures of Kolbatron: Episode 1 – The Grocery Store

[Kolbatron]: Man, my fridge is kind of empty. I guess it’s from all the free food at the Eagles’ home base. I mean, practice facility. Better get to the grocery store to stock up. (transforms into ATV, zooms to the grocery store) [Kolbatron]: OK, got my list. First up is meat. What the fuck? No [...]

All Star Break Begins Today: NBA Second Half Preview.

Today marks the beginning of the mid-season NBA All-Star break. It’s like the spring break for all the guys who have “real jobs” playing in the NBA.  Bill Simmons once called it the “Black Super Bowl,” and as racist as that sounds, its actually pretty true. I, myself,  do not get get caught up in [...]

Daily FaF Smear (2-13-2009)

If making music videos was a sport, then “The Lonely Island” would be King, and the video “I’m on a Boat” would be its crowned jewel.  I had to find a way to put this video on our site because it is Incredibad!  I’ll be taking care of the Daily FaF Smear activities for at [...]

Things We Have Learned So Far & The Anti-Climactic End to Feud with 1560

So, after we flexed our huge muscles during our radio appearance and won our battle with 1560 The Game by shear intimidation. We at Fourth and Fifty have realized that the guys at 1560 are not all that bad and that we have more in common with them than we originally thought. Sexual partners/internet models [...]

Daily FaF Smear (2/12/09)

The one where everyone takes everything too seriously. I did a bad bad thing. Ok, South Carolina… we get it.  You’re uptight, pricks that need something to do.  Nobody is paying attention to you because the election is over and Stephen Colbert isn’t running in the primary.  We’re sorry.  We can give you some TV [...]

Kobe Byant Vs. LeBron James: STREET FIGHTER

I’ve been checking with my sources, and there is some breaking news brought to you exclusively from Fourth and Fifty. Kobe Bryant and LeBron James are going to face each other in a street fight. You heard right!

Daily FaF Smear (2/11/09)

The one where make-believe feuds are the greatest feuds of all: One man decided to enter a balloon animal into the Mr. Universe contest. I don’t have a problem with steroidsin baseball.  In fact, my main problem is that steroids are not more prevalent in sports.  Everyone! should be juicing.  I want baseball teams to [...]

(A Rescinded) Open Letter to Ken Hoffman

Below you may find an unusually long block of text that has been struck-out.  Whole paragraphs of what seems to be a post that was put up earlier are barely legible.  Your eyes do not deceive.  This is not one of those old-school 3D pictures that you need to decipher. [Ed. Note - Actually, it's [...]

Daily FaF Smear (2/10/09)

That’s a mean mutha-SHUT YO MOUTH! I will agree, the Buck, as a beast of nature, is quite intimidating even majestic.  As are the Grizzly, Shark, Penguin and even the famed Grizzlpenguin (I hear they have only one mate, awwwww), are nothing that I would want to mess with if I wasn’t armed accordingly.  But that is [...]