Septimus Rex
Johnny 5
Pipez
wanksmacgruber
Josh Being Josh
Moose Knuckle
The one where I’ve got my flippy floppies.
Yep, that's where it hurts.
It’s no secret that I’m an Eagles fan. It says so in my “bio” and I have a Nerf football to prove it. So consider my relief when I heard that Donovan is not going to sit idly by while his team does nothing in the off-season to bolster the club. He truly is a Philadelphia hero. He’s never bitched, whined, complained or been mistaken. McNabb is going to hold off on considering his contract extension until the Eagles get their act together and improve the roster. Good show.
Among the first improvements? Finding a new F’ing QuarterB. This is getting ridiculous now. Nobody here is saying that Kevin Kolb should be given the opportunity to start (but we are). I wouldn’t wish the brutal Philly environment on our hometown hero. Something has to change though. Start at the top (cough ANDY REID cough) and work your way down. If Reid goes, the umbilical cord can finally be cut and Philadelphians can finally get on to love/hating someone else. It’s a win-win situation here. There are only so many insults you can hurl at one starting QB and the NFC East. Wait. What? Never mind. We’re pretty creative up there.
Up ahead are your Houston Sports updates:
Texans: While the Eagles are trying to humor their scape-goat, the Texans are trying to find a new home for theirs. So long Sage. We will miss you. If I knew what a video montage was I would make one for you.
Rockets: Now that Aaron Brooks has decided he’s going to be a badass I have high hopes against Portland tonight. Actually, these guys scare the shit out of me. I’m going to go ahead and say that they’re the most athletic team in the West. Prove me wrong. I’ll be hiding my eyes for most of the game tonight… Unless I just skip it so that the 1560 guys can’t puss out on my trivia challenge.
Astros: Mr. Triathlete, fill in here ____________________________________.
Dynamo: The tournament that nobody takes seriously, not even the Mexican teams, is upon us. 9pm tonight at Robertson the Dynamo against Atlante. Good luck Ching Kong.
- Septimus Rex
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For pipez:
After two rounds, UH golf is 16 shots behind the leader, Middle Tennessee. Cap’n Moser fired a 143, which is very respectable. However, one Coog golfer fired a 177.
177?? WTF? That’s DFL buddy (D is dead and L is last, you do the math) and you got pwned by the entire TSU golf team. I sincerely hope that dude isn’t on a golf scholarship. 177 is barely breaking 90 both rounds. Hell, I bet I could break 90 out at Cypresswood from the tips; well, maybe :p
Sounds like the golf team needs to recruit the Champions of the ZTA crown classic. We are kind of a big deal.
How much eligibility do you have left? Seriously.
Well since I graduated in 2006, I’ll have to go with none. Unfortunate.
i.hate.mcnabb.
Okay, my boy Moser fired a 69 and we finished 5th in our tournament.
However, one of my Coogs fired a 92. 92??? Holy carp? This is D1 golf.
I’m done, and disgusted. At least it’s Fat Tuesday.
Ok…
Astros: Darin Erstad tried to catch a line drive with his face. Though I applaud him for his “outside the box” thinking, I feel strongly that using the glove is still a good practice. Hunter Pence has somehow managed to not plow through a sliding glass door this year… yet. And finally, upon nightfall yesterday, Lance Berkman physically transformed into a puma and ate a gazelle. Strangely, locals seem more concerned about why there was a gazelle in Kissimmee.