Prove me wrong... wait, dont... I mean, do.
Who do you think you are, hotshot?? You want to come in here and try to prove me wrong? Nobody, I mean NOBODY does that! Our opinions come from cold hard facts, buddy boy. When we say the Rockets are making a play for a better lottery position we F’ing mean it. Your little stunt of helping the team win isn’t sitting well. You need to learn your place, and that’s right under the thumb of Fourth and Fifty. We run a tight, well-informed, never wrong, badass ship around here.
We liked Rafer Alston. Né, we LOVED Skip 2 my Lou. You come in here and score some points and make some assists and you think you’re just going to replace our old point guard? You think a little win over an above average team of Mavericks is going to impress me? You’re sorely mistaken. You’re NOT my real FATHER POINT GUARD!!! Don’t tell me how to live.
Now Skip has moved away and he loves his new family team, more than us. “Ooooo, they have so many weapons,” “I love looking down the floor at all these shooters and scorers,” “Steve Van Gundy is like a father to me.” Do you hear those things? I don’t care if you do consider this “like a dream.” You’re ruining mine. And now I have to deal with that Bonzi Wells look-alike, Mike Kyle Lowry.
Be a little bit more considerate. And keep one thing in mind… My love isn’t easy to come by, but it’s definitely for sale and I need a new computer *hint hint.
- Septimus Rex
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’tis the rockets’ way.
they suck you in…and then *bam* disappointment will reign supreme.
i refuse to even sip the Rockets kool-aid (even if its flavored “red”)
just you wait.
the magic are going to be suckered too…so much so that they leave the Game 7 winning 3-pointer to an open Rafer in the corner…
shut up faggot. aaron brooks will be better than skip my lou ever was. you say brooks looks weird. alston looks like he has down syndrome. who the hell are you to talk anyway. your probably some fat asshole who sits in front of a computer all day and talks shit about people you wish you could be. if you picked up a basketball you would probably pull a muscle you piece of shit. if it wasnt for brooks the rockets wouldnt have made it nearly as far as they did. now shut up and right about the people you like and not put down other players. hes in the nba and your not so shut the fuck up
somebody needs to wash their mouth out with some soap
check the date next time, TK. you’re making yourself look like a fool.
Kisses!
so your saying that you like aaron brooks now?
I’m saying this was written on Feb. 21 a day after the trade when everyone was questioning Daryl Morey’s decision. I’m saying this post is completely laced with sarcasm because I doubted the trade the day before I wrote this and he “proved me wrong” as it says in the title.
“Houston. Sports. Satire.”
One of those words is very important, TK. Join us in our battle to have a little fun with our sports teams, and I might forgive you for calling me gay, fat, ugly et al… Waddaya say? Besty-best friends?