Daily FaF Smear (2/17/09)

The one where I’m BaaaaAAAaaack!

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

What the hell is this glowing thing in front of me?  I think the people from the future call it a “compooder” or something like that.  It’s been so long…  Anyway, it’s good to be back.  I know ya’ll missed me.  I missed you.  I dreamt of you every night.  The wet kind.  After four days of skiing, I figured now to be a good a time as any to post about, well, skiing – specifically the new Olympic event for 2010.  Ski Cross.  Yes, the world of Olympic skiing is starting in 2010 is going to incorporate everything you fear as an amateur skier.  Mayhem.  4 competitors, one slope, one finish line and an infinite amount of ways to crash and burn (or freeze, whichever).  Like the winter Olympics needed to get more exxxxxxtreme… I mean, you already have Bode Miller hitting the Wild Turkey before careening down 90 degree slopes.  My only hope is that they manage to create an event like this on ice skates going down a bobsled-type run… Oh, wait, they already have that.

Video and your Houston Sporting team updates ahead:

Texans: Something, combine, something something… Whatever.  DO SOMETHING!

Astros: Spring Training is startzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZzzzz.  Huh? Sorry, nodded off there for a second.

Rockets: Tracy is ready to play.  I mean my cousin, Tracy.  She’s a girl.  But, you know what?  She has two good knees.  The All-Star break is over.  You know what that means?  Only half a season of mostly worthless games before Houston prepares for their last first-round disappointment this decade.  2010 will be different.  I swear.

Cougars: Let’s be…

Owls: honest.  I haven’t…

Dynamo: been paying attention…

All Others: I’ll be better prepared later…

- Septimus Rex

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