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So, in the interest of mending feuds (non-existent feuds) and working together as friends (and maybe as a team one day *hint-hint)…
1560 The Game, won’t you be our friend??
Love,
Fourth and Fifty
Dear Ken Hoffman,
I tuned into your radio station, 1560 The Game, for the normal annoying wind-bag analysis of today’s sports headlines, only to find that you could not fulfill that request today. In its place, I find that you are interviewing some “dating expert” who “wrote a book” about dating. At this point, I can not decide whether the urge to jam an ink pen into my eye, or to change the station is stronger.
While I am stuck in limbo trying to decide my fate, you then bring on two run-of-the-mill uninteresting bimbos that no guy wants to date (but if they are attractive, a one night stand is possible). As they name the lame places they go out, or that they are waitresses at Shot Bar (which at this point I realize this was your attempt at trying to get laid, but you are crashing and burning), one of them says her favorite restaurant is Pappas Steakhouse…. Really? Pappas Steakhouse? Boy is she hard to impress… Maybe on the second date you could go to Chili’s, Olive Garden, or Outback Steakhouse.
At this point, I finally realized that Steve Smith’s Guide to Punching Babies, might actually be applicable to my real life, and not just something funny I read on the internet. If I had the time or the money, I would sue you and your station for false advertising, since you all claim to be “sports talk-radio.” I realize that your studio does a video feed of the broadcast, but since my radio does not come with video capabilities, why should the many sacrifice for the good of the few? Why not talk about interesting things while these girls dance around the studio, or do whatever it is that they do?
So did you feel that the A-Roid and Rockets bashing happening on other sports radio stations around town was over done, and there was no other sports news out there? Do you not know how to use google to find other interesting sports related topics? I could provide for you a list of all the sports related things that I find more interesting than the garbage that you just forced me to waste 10 minutes of my life on. But since I will never get that time back, I will not give you the satisfaction of doing your job for you. I would tell you to go to hell, but I know I will see you there since I can now fathom nothing worse that listening to your show for eternity.
Yours truly,
Pipez
PS Yes I do accept your offer to come on your radio show (or fight a cage match) so that we can try to end our feud.
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You have just been granted an invitation to join the Ken Hoffman show in studio. Perhaps this little trip into radio land will get the traffic on your blog you are going for. Email me.
Love,
Chance
^^^ DO IT!
btw, I thought KJ’s show Friday pm with Aubrey Coleman and Murph was the shiznit.
Great move. Talking about a show, that will absolutely have him on and by doing so raise his web hits. Greatness.
BTW, I remember talking about the Rockets, A-Rod etc…
jus sayin
Warm regards
Nuño
Was said dating expert Mystery from the TV? I know you consider him to be the end all for dating tips. You should go on his show and call him a douche to his face.
Shut Yo Dam mouF Agro.
Mr. Rex,
That was not even directed at you, but way to stick up for your partner in crime.
I love it! Strong opinion bro but I have to comment on the following:
“PS Yes I do accept your offer to come on your radio show (or fight a cage match) so that we can try to end our feud.”
What feud? To paraphrase LeBron, You’re Soldier boy and Ken Hoffman is Jay-Z. Can’t wait to meet you in person and talk some more sports because you do have a strong opinion. Good buzz post!
Outstanding blast. Hoffman sucks almost as bad as Rich Lord and KJ.
I must echo rr24. I think a feud has to be going on longer than a matter of hours before you can duke it out in a death match. I’m not sure, but I think when a feud is this new the only thing you can do is go your dice on each others foreheads until one gives in. But don’t quote me on that, I’m no doctor. This week at least. You should ask T.O. and Tony Romo for the exact protocol on that one.
Houston sports radio is where the half-witted orate before the half-baked.
There are apes at the Houston Zoo that start humping gunny sacks at the sound of that shite!
papa bro’s steakhouse is one of the most expensive and best steakhouses in town don’t confuse it with their seafood chain. know your shit.
Pussies!!
Say it to my face, DSC.
Best,
Meat
Fireant, I know a bear that can talk better sports than anyone… jus sayin
Honestly who are these guys? If David doesn’t take the invite to the cage match, i’d be more than happy to take it. Let me know if you’re interested in getting your face grinded against the chain link fence.
Best regards,
Nick