Angels Sing Down From Heaven: Deadspin Links to Fourth and Fifty

This means nothing to you… but, if you were us, it would mean everything (or close to everything).  Fourth and Fifty got called up to the big show this afternoon.  We’ve been out here, practicing, working our asses of and today the GM gave us a ring to give us a chance.

You know, in the show they have their own offices.  In the show everybody can make a snarky comment on a sports story.  Everyone can hit a fastball.  In the show you need a curveball… In the show, steroid conspiracies are cathedrals.  We know… we’ve been to the show for a day.

Thanks Deadspin… we’ll be considering this Fourth and Fifty’s big break.  Or, 4th and 50.  Whichever…

Does this mean we have to change out name?  But, I had t-shirts printed out and everything…

Just as long as you quit calling me “Meat.”  I’m sick and fucking tired of you calling me “Meat.”

- Septimus Rex

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