Septimus Rex
Johnny 5
Pipez
wanksmacgruber
Josh Being Josh
Moose Knuckle
Good morning, beautiful
Anything you can do I can do better... kind of.
A night after Kobe dropped an impressive 61 against the Pants. Two nights ago, Kobe further embarrassed the once respected New York Pants with 61 points. Last night as we sat eating hot wings at a local establishment, I asked Pipez “you think that LeBron is going to try to beat that 61?” He went off on some tangent about how 61 wasn’t as impressive as Jordan’s 55 and some nonsense. I don’t even know this Jordan you speak of. Anyway, he said later that he didn’t think that King James was that competitive. To you, the jury, I produce exhibit “A”. LeBron only managed a measly 52, FIFTY TWO! That’s 11 whole points 9 whole points less than Kobe. HA! This further proves my high school math teacher was stupid. 8 is indeed greater than 23, but 23 is less than 24 (dammit, she might have been right). Well, unless you count that whole “triple-double” nonsense…
Here are your updates on Houston Sports:
Texans: Everybody put on your Mel Kiper wig (yes, even you Mel). The NFL draft is only (nearly) 3 months away. Perhaps we need another ticker to countdown to that glorious day(s) just so we can wait another 4 months for pre-season to start.
Rockets: I was fully prepared to write a “22 pt. Deux” segment here in honor of the Rockets newest win streak. Apparently they can’t quite figure things out. Memphis is in last place, right? Last, as in, the suckiest of the NBA teams? They lose a lot? A LOT? Somebody hand me a dictionary… yep, there it is. The Rockets couldn’t help making the Griz feel a bit better about themselves last night and let them run off with a 16 point lead. When the final horn sounded the damage was 104-93. Ouch. The Grizzlies. Big ouch.
Astros: A reliable source* told me that the Astros are throwing their hat into the ring to bid on Manny Ramirez.
Cougars: Aubrey Coleman WILL NOT be known as a face-stomper! He will figuratively stomp on your face any time he pleases. Coleman finished with 30 points (and the double-double) last night against UCF as the Cougars nearly broke the century mark. Impressive victory. The Cougars looked in complete control last night pushing UCF in a 20 point hole before the half. Good job UH. Today you get your coffee. Coffee is for closers.
- Septimus Rex
* = The guy that asks for change under Spur 527
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I still contend that Lebron was not competing with Kobe, but that the New York Pants are still bad enough to allow me to get to double digits.
its too bad they took the triple double away.