Breaking News: Texans Cheat, Still Suck

I have a boo boo :*(

This wuss, shown above, claims Texans coach Gary Kubiak ran full contact drills during minicamp and caused him, and 2 other linemen, season ending injuries. Luckily our insider sources have given us exclusive footage of the injury in minicamp so you can decide for yourself.

How about our GM not try to sign lineman with giant vaginas. Maybe if he had realized this guy couldn’t hack it for the Pats or the Dolphins on their 1-15 campaign, he wouldn’t make it here. Anyway, maybe this will give the Texans the excuse they need to fire Kubiak and hire Mike Shanahan. I mean we do pick up all of Denver’s other trash. What does this say about your team when you have players complaining about doing drills? They should want to hit each other. If you have ever played football, non-contact drills are about the most boring thing one can participate in.

I just hope that the NFL doesn’t ruin the greatest day of the year for Texans fans. If for some reason we lose a draft pick, I will lose my mind. That’s the one day I rejoice for being a Texans fan.*

-Pipez

* or get really pissed we didn’t pick Reggie Bush, only to be proven wrong 3 years later.

[ESPN]
[Image from the Chronicle]