The Art of Anonymity
The game was good. Thank God, the game was good. Nobody enjoys a shitty Super Bowl. The blowouts don’t work well for layman fans. Luckily for our “On Location Correspondent” (pictured above) his team came out on top. But, you know what? I would have been equally as impressed with the game had the Cardinals won. Reginald Blackstone’s incessant “BUZZZZZZZZZZing” can finally stop. His heart may have been in the right place, but fuck, that was annoying.
That game was so good, the controversy actually matters. Nobody wants to come out of the game thinking “eh, ______ won, but that Pork Roulade was absolutely fabulous.” We have something to talk/write about now. Steelers fanboys will rejoice, the Cardinals bandwagon will cry foul and the rest of the objective (non-betting) public gets a chance to consider what just happened. Super Bowl Extra Large the Third will be remembered, as the antithesis of Tom Brady’s tuck rule game against the Raiders. The question will remain, “was that a fumble or a incomplete pass?”
So, what do you think?
- Septimus Rex
