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Moose KnuckleThe one where the Texans start tea bagging the competition to demasculate and strike fear into their hearts. As you may have already seen, I have picked the Houston Texans to go to the Super Bowl next year. As I see it now, they are virtually a lock to win the AFC South in 2009. [...]
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The Incest Approach Keeps on Giving
As laid out previously, incestual relationships are apparently the way to go in the Houston Texans franchise. The Houston Chronicle points out that Patrick Ramsey is in town to discuss filling the hole left by this guy. I will always find new excuses to post that video. The Incest Approach is once again proving to [...]
Daily FaF Smear (2/27/09)
The one where we play Nostradamus. It’s not like Fourth and Fifty is solely a football blog, but dammit, sometimes we wish it was. We like other sports, we swear. Either way, the conversation last night over a variety of different beer choices ended up revolving around a variety of different teams for the Super [...]
Daily FaF Smear (2/26/09)
The one where Septimus gets back to doing what he’s good at. WOOOOOOOOO!! We all get to start caring about golf again (kind of). Tiger Woods has finally taken a break from procreating to get back to the world of fairways and bunkers. The Accenture Something Wold Something kicked off yesterday with El Tigre matched [...]
Daily FaF Smear (2/25/09)
The one where I use this very small soap box to further a personal agenda. Nobody has really cared about Providence basketball in a long time. Will a win over #1 Pittsburgh help the cause? Sure. But all the fans are going to have to go back to their convents and monasteries at some point [...]
Daily FaF Smear (2/24/09)
The one where I’ve got my flippy floppies. It’s no secret that I’m an Eagles fan. It says so in my “bio” and I have a Nerf football to prove it. So consider my relief when I heard that Donovan is not going to sit idly by while his team does nothing in the off-season [...]
The Rosencopter Could be Departing for Colder Climates
What? No more Rosencopter? Say it ain’t so! This could be my last chance to post this! I won’t know what to do with myself if this trade goes through. I guess I’ll continue my daily existence as if he were never here to crush our chances of beating the Colts at home. At least [...]
Jim Calhoun is Pro Economic Stimulus
Here at Fourth and Fifty we’re not necessarily pro “facts” or anything like that. We like to do interviews with inanimate objects and episodic adventures of a little known autobot. But, we are pro “people yelling to ‘get some facts’ at other people during press conferences.” Here is our first entry into the “Yelling About [...]
Daily FaF Smear (2/23/09)
The one where Reginald Blackstone takes offense to the N word. The Academy Awards, The Oscars, The “Gay Super Bowl” (if you’re feeling snarky), were on last night. I didn’t watch it. Seriously. I’m not pulling one over on you. I just bring it up because I wanted to be pseudo-inflammatory by calling it the [...]
Clutch Goes Rated X
BEFORE: Clutch about to reveal his RED ROCKET to the fan looking to give him a hanskie. Apparently Clutch isn’t picky when it comes to who’s passing out the handskies. Personally I don’t find this behavior appropriate. AFTER: Aftermath of the red rocket being released… get it Everyone in this picture seems to be just [...]
