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To help kickoff Fourth and Fifty, and to talk about her husband’s return to the Superbowl, I would like to welcome Brenda Warner (or at least what I think she would say).
Fourth & Fifty: Thank you for joining us Mrs. Warner. We feel especially honored to get such a high profile guest on only our second day of blogging.
Brenda Warner: Thank you, well I’m happy to be here.
F&F: First of all, we would like to know what it feels like to go to another Superbowl, especially with the Cardinals organization, a franchise that has never been to the Superbowl, and such and unlikely story?
BW: Well we always had confidence in our team, and we knew we had the talent, I just told Kurt that he needed to get the team to believe in themselves and the winning would take care of itself.
F&F: Did Kurt use his belief in Jesus to rally the team, and get them to believe in themselves?
BW: First of all, Kurt and I would appreciate it if you addressed him as Cardinal Warner from now on. But, to answer your question, yes. That is precisely why this team believes in themselves. Matt Leinart was not going to rally the team around beer bongs and house parties. This isn’t USC.
F&F: With Cardinal Warner being 36 last year and Matt Leinart starting half the season, did he consider retirement before this season?
BW: Kurt talked about it, but I told him “You are the quarterback of the Goddamn Arizona Cardinals! You are a legend and you are talking about quitting?! … You know what that means to the kids! To me!” and I knocked some sense into him.
F&F: Ouch! Well I guess that paid off. Will you allow Cardinal Warner to retire after this year?
BW: I told him he could once we win another Superbowl. Excuse me for one second. KURT! What are you eating?! IS THAT POTATO CHIPS?! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NO POTATO CHIPS! You are going to get fat and lose your job to Baby’s Daddy Leinart.
KW: But but but Brenda we just won the NFC Championship game…
BW: No buts mister. You put those away right now!
KW: Yes ma’am
BW: Sorry about that.
F&F: No problem Mrs. Warner. So, with Tim Tebow looming on the horizon do you think he will steal some of Jesus’s favor from Cardinal Warner when he enters the league?
BW: No, because Kurt has earned his title of Cardinal of the NFL. Tim Tebow is young and will have to work his way up through the ranks, just about the same time I will be ready to allow Kurt to relinquish his title and retire.
F&F: What do you think of Anquan Boldin’s behavior at the end of yesterday’s game?
BW: I think that he will get his wish to be traded in the off season. Kurt throws the ball to the open receiver and if Fitzgerald is open, he’s going to be the guy. Kurt never could rally him with the rest of the team, so Kurt had to start throwing the ball to him in traffic just to keep him happy. Once Anquan realized how he hurt the team and his face by acting that way, he behaved. Kurt just needed to prove to the Cardinals they could do without him. Now if you will excuse us, Kurt and I have a team meeting we have to attend.
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I guess Boldin was still mad about Warner giving him a facial….
Too Soon?
Is this interview irrelevant now that she is apparently rather good looking?
No, what does this interview have to do with her looks.
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Doesn’t anyone have anything nice to say about Brenda Warner? What is all of this catty chatter. She doesn’t look like some Jenna Jamison model, get over it. Kurt obviously loves her. She must treat him well. Maybe that’s the problem. The green eyed monster. Well, if you stop dressing like a ho, start attending church and don’t give it up to every man who buys you a drink, maybe you can produce some self-worth. Men like women like that. Those are the ones they marry. Oops, maybe a guy wrote this. Maybe that is why you are so angry, she traded in her barber for a stylist. Sorry, but I don’t know anything about catching that special fella.
Hey, why didn’t you post your youtube video that goes along with that comment?
There fixed it for you!
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